Caravan demolition derby is my offering.
Having visited parts of India off the beaten track that's not actually racing that is what normal life is like for Tuk Tuk drivers.
We came out of a bar and were surrounded by Tuk Tuk drivers all haggling for our business to take us back to the ship. When we realised that we were actually talking pence difference (it meant more to them) we helped by hiring one each and of course, it then became a race. Bloody hilarious. The drivers were chuffing nuts. It was certainly worth every penny in tips.
Back when I couldn't walk (don't ask) I used one of those in Tescoseseseses, I was mightily pissed off that it was so slow, but they do turn quite nicely.