Caption Competition XXI

[Brogan]

As the winner of Caption Competition XX, I have the dubious honour of hosting the next one.

So here it is, a topical if boring picture.

Entries accepted until everyone gets bored and then I'll stick a poll up.

Do your worst.

 

[cider_and_toast]

"Strewth mate the proofs right there, Look you hit me car so hard it left an imprint of the side pod on your overalls"

 

[Sakari]

Seb: what can I say.. we're the team invincible
Mark: yea.. even though you try your best to destroy us

 

[GeoffP]

OK, you copy everything I do, even use the same bit of track - the jokes over, just grow up!

 

[Brogan]

Mark (through gritted teeth): "Do anything like that again and this is how wide I'll tear you a new one. Understand?

Seb: "Ich spreche nicht Australian"

 

[teabagyokel]

Confusion at the Team Red Bull 100m race as Seb and Mark end up in the same lane.

 

[FB]

"You need hands to hold a little baby, you need hands to wipe away a tear..."

or

Hands out boys and headmaster Horner will be along short to smack your palms with a ruler shortly.

 

[Boyle]

Right Seb, it's step, turn left, step, pivot, plié, step, star jump, pivot and finish with the jazz hands. Got it? OK, don't step on my toes again!

 

[Bullfrog]

I can't claim it as my own but:

'Mateschitz Happens'

And seeing as I don't know who's it was I'm prepared to accept any credit.

 

[Brogan]

A very belated poll is now up.

 

[MajorDanby]

'Mateschitz Happens' made me giggle,

Had to go for Jazz Hands in the end though

 

[Brogan]

Just over a day left to cast your vote.

 

[teabagyokel]

I think, sirs, we need a duel.

 

[Brogan]

You have just over a day and a half to vote for one of the winning 2 captions.

 

[Brogan]

Well done Boyle, the floor is yours

 

[Boyle]

I'll try to get a good one over the next few days