Caption Competition Ron Dennis at the Science Museum

[FB]

Haven't had a Caption Comp for a while so what do you make of this...

 

[Brogan]

What the hell has that John Button been up to now?!

 

[Johnny Carwash]

Not even Adrian Newey can design a car with this much downforce.

 

[GermanF1]

Car No. 7 (L Hamilton) is awarded a drive through penalty for dangerous driving (driving the car upside down).

 

[FB]

Ron denies that the new Mclaren is underweight. Assembled journalists are sceptical as it floats to the ceiling...

 

[GeoffP]

Ron Dennis continues to chair the 2012 strategy session unaware of Adrian Newey's covert bugging

 

[teabagyokel]

Luca: Tre. Due. Uno. Push the button!

 

[Brogan]

McLaren test the new super sticky Pirelli tyres.

 

[Jen]

Fly technology is all the rage in F1.

 

[Brogan]

And as you can see, the driver needs to be securely strapped in to avoid serious injury. Has anyone called for an ambulance?

 

[Jen]

And as you can see, the driver needs to be securely strapped in to avoid serious injury. Has anyone called for an ambulance?

Or safety net!

 

[GeoffP]

"So as you can see, hanging from the ceiling I can now look down on the vehicle without obstructing the mechanics..."

 

[tooncheese]

The late arrival of the new 2012 McLaren leaves Ron Dennis wondering how Whitmarsh has screwed another simple task up.

 

[Brogan]

I said I wanted it to stick like shit to a blanket.

 

[Road of Bones]

It is early 2009, and Ron does not realise the the "Sword of McLarencles" is hanging over his position as TP...

 

[Road of Bones]

(actually, that one was bit rubbish...)

How about:

Ron Dennis unveils new measures to prevent John Button widdling in the cars...

 

[Mephistopheles]

Ron fears the ground clearance on the 2012 car is a bit excessive..