Our story begins at the Monaco GP in 2001. David Coulthard had an electrical fault on the warm up lap and had to be restarted so ended up starting from the pits. As he made his way back through the field in his McLaren he came up to the back of Brazilian Enrique Bernoldi in his arrows. Try as he may over the course of many laps, Bernoldi held Coulthard off. Coulthard eventually forced his way through and went on to finish 5th.
Coulthard had been going batshit on the radio, Ron Dennis had been going batshit on the pit wall (and would later have a quiet chat with Enrique) and, more importantly for our story, Martin Brundle had been going batshit in the comm box. This in my recollection is the first time a commentator wheeled out the line "he should just let him pass, he knows he's not racing him today"
Why am I bringing this up? Because 22 years later, Anthony Davidson said exactly the same thing in Austria on Sunday, and it was also heard at the Canadian GP two weeks ago and it's been said many times before that.
To this statement I say loudly, fuck off and keep fucking off until you reach a large field. Fuck off across that field until you arrive at a gate with a sign that says "you can't fuck off past here". Climb over that gate and dream the impossible fucking dream"
Could you imagine the manager of a football team telling his players before a match halfway through the season "fuck it lads, we're not going to finish top four and our opposition are, so don't bother trying as we're not really in their league "?
If you're not in a race then what the hell are you doing on the track?
As you may be able to tell, I despise thst attitude. This theory thst drivers should jump out of the way of other cars just because they are supposedly out of position behind them.
Utterly bollocks.
Coulthard had been going batshit on the radio, Ron Dennis had been going batshit on the pit wall (and would later have a quiet chat with Enrique) and, more importantly for our story, Martin Brundle had been going batshit in the comm box. This in my recollection is the first time a commentator wheeled out the line "he should just let him pass, he knows he's not racing him today"
Why am I bringing this up? Because 22 years later, Anthony Davidson said exactly the same thing in Austria on Sunday, and it was also heard at the Canadian GP two weeks ago and it's been said many times before that.
To this statement I say loudly, fuck off and keep fucking off until you reach a large field. Fuck off across that field until you arrive at a gate with a sign that says "you can't fuck off past here". Climb over that gate and dream the impossible fucking dream"
Could you imagine the manager of a football team telling his players before a match halfway through the season "fuck it lads, we're not going to finish top four and our opposition are, so don't bother trying as we're not really in their league "?
If you're not in a race then what the hell are you doing on the track?
As you may be able to tell, I despise thst attitude. This theory thst drivers should jump out of the way of other cars just because they are supposedly out of position behind them.
Utterly bollocks.