Demotivational Competition

VALENCIA

  • Holding crap GPs since 2008.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • For when you thought the Hungaroring was bad.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Great for yachts, not so great for racing cars

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Monaco minus the charm

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • all the glamour of Monaco, none of the racing action.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • The Grand Prix that takes the pith.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Proof that Tilke should admit he just can't design a good F1 circuit

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • How dry is your paint?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Want to spend a couple of grand for a good sleep?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • And you thought a race in a car park was bad

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • making the ironing seem exciting.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • [person] ‹thumb/candy› chupar;‹liquid› (through a straw) sorber; [vacuum cleaner] aspirar; [pump] su

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    12

teabagyokel

#dejavu
Valued Member
I hope you've all seen demotivational posters (or indeed motivational posters) before. They look somewhat like this one, yet I have omitted the subtitle. What you have to do in this Competition is to come up with a pithy subtitle that will go under the word [bg=#000000]VALENCIA[/bg]. As usual, the person who is democratically elected the winner will be ... the winner!

Enjoy!

And I know I've explained the concept poorly!
 

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Brogan

🦶 Leg end
Staff Member
I don't think you can blame this one on Tilke.

As the saying goes, you can't polish a turd and even if you can, it's still a turd.
 

Andrea_Moda_Rules

Podium Finisher
  • Want to spend a couple of grand for a good sleep?
    Come to the Valencia GP, The official F1 snoozefest since 2008

  • Valencia GP: And you thought a race in a car park was bad

  • History, Glamour, Excitement, Great Racing at one of every best tracks to grace Formula 1.
    Come to Val........F**k it go to Hungary instead.

  • So you thought the Bahrain GP was boring, Valencia will be worse but eh at least your allowed get pissed here

  • Valencia GP: making the ironing seem exciting.
 

Sakari

Race Winner
Valencia:
[person] ‹thumb/candy› chupar;
‹liquid› (through a straw) sorber;
[vacuum cleaner] aspirar;
[pump] succionar, aspirar;
[insect] ‹blood/nectar› chupar
 

teabagyokel

#dejavu
Valued Member
To coincide with the heavier site traffic that a Grand Prix brings, I've stuck up the poll for this Competition. I've cleared up some of AMR's entries to make the format, not Sakari's because I don't have a Scooby-Doo what he's on about!

VOTIFY!
 

Brogan

🦶 Leg end
Staff Member
Sakari said:
Valencia:
[person] ‹thumb/candy› chupar;
‹liquid› (through a straw) sorber;
[vacuum cleaner] aspirar;
[pump] succionar, aspirar;
[insect] ‹blood/nectar› chupar
I must have spent about an hour pondering this and I still can't work it out :D

Had you been drinking Salmiakki Koskenkorva when you wrote that ;)
 
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