You're still watching after more that 30 years despite all the attempts by the FIA, FOM, FISA, FOCA, FOTA and uncle tom cobbly and all to screw up the sport you love.
You know you're obsessed with F1 when you can't face your chums on Clip The Apex, because you fear you've nothing useful to contribute because F1 is on bloody holiday and your minds gone dead, because you've got sucked into facebook on some bizarre reminiscence trip that reminds you that, once upon a time, you weren't obsessed with F1 and found a shed load of things to do on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays, instead of growing a pot belly that scares you stupid, one day, when you see yourself in the mirror and realise that you now epitomise the term couch potato.
You know you're obsessed with F1 when you can't face your chums on Clip The Apex, because you fear you've nothing useful to contribute because F1 is on bloody holiday and your minds gone dead, because you've got sucked into facebook on some bizarre reminiscence trip that reminds you that, once upon a time, you weren't obsessed with F1 and found a shed load of things to do on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays, instead of growing a pot belly that scares you stupid, one day, when you see yourself in the mirror and realise that you now epitomise the term couch potato.
You know you're obsessed with F1 when. . .
Tshirts, vest tops, hoody's and coats with F1 related logos outnumber normal ones.
you plan holidays round missing the least or the worst races
when on holiday you watch races in bizarre places..where you can find a place showing the race, and the rest of the friends accompanying you on the holiday have to fit in
You can't get any work done despite looming deadlines and interviews because your mind is full of F1 testing stats and thinking about how the hell jez made a spreadsheet that won him Fantasy F1 and whether you can code something to rival it....
You can't get any work done despite looming deadlines and interviews because your mind is full of F1 testing stats and thinking about how the hell jez made a spreadsheet that won him Fantasy F1 and whether you can code something to rival it....
...on arriving at your hotel in Tunisia for a week's holiday, you infuriate the missus by insisting on watching the Brazilian GP (in German) before unpacking...
...on arriving at your hotel in Tunisia for a week's holiday, you infuriate the missus by insisting on watching the Brazilian GP (in German) before unpacking...
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