TEABAG YOKEL'S CUP DRAW REVIEW - FA CUP SIXTH ROUND
OLDHAM or MERSEYSIDE XI V WIGAN EMPTYSEATS
By forcing a replay, Merseyside XI have already proved better than Merseyside XI Reserves, who fell at Oldham in the previous round. Expect to see Merseyside XI progress, and to not quite sell their ticket allocation to Wigan Emptyseats, whose cup run is about to come to an end.
MILLWALL V CHICKEN FARM COMEDY CLUB
Chicken Farm Comedy Club managed to dispatch the wet-behind-the-ears students of Arsenal University in the previous round, while Millwall were successful against Easy Jet F.C.. CFCC's form has been decent-ish recently, while Millwall are quite boring. I reckon the Venky's will be strutting their stuff at Wembley.
AL-CITEH V BAHNSLEH
Bahnsleh got to the Sixth Round in 2008 and defeated Снегзеа, which just doesn't happen in the Cup. But are they going to go to Al-Citeh and come out with anything but pride and a wounding from the ludicrously rich Arabs? No, they're not. I think Al-Citeh are through here.
EVIL EMPIRE or WRITING V SMOG CITY or Снегзеа
None of these teams have even played the Fifth Round yet, which means it is difficult to tell which managers will be on the touchline at Wembley from this one. In fact the presence of Снегзеа means that the manager could be literally anyone. Снегзеа are Cup specialists, and beat the Evil Empire in the Other Cup. My money isn't on Writing, that's for sure...!