You didn't see what I did there, then. I'm sure
Mephistopheles will
Anyway, whilst the FIA, media and many others are preoccupied with having someone to throw stones at, it seems that is a dearth of information or debate about what Pirelli and McLaren were actually doing in the tests. Maybe this isn't the right thread for that as it began in the above noted fashion. However, I believe it is pertinent to the discussion since it is the very nature of the test that will determine whether Mercedes actually transgressed or not.
So, for arguments sake, if I were Pirelli what would I want from the team whom I have engaged to provide me with a car and driver?
- First and foremost I would want a consistent, reliable and above all unchanging platform. In running the test I would require the team to ensure that the set up is as near balanced as possible for the circuit. In fact, in the circumstances prevailing in Spain, I would request that the car is maintained in the race set up that was used on race-day. I would also prefer to use the same driver throughout the whole test and were that not possible I would want two drivers of closely matched ability.
- For the operations of the test I would then require the driver to drive the car according to my requirements and not those of the team. I would do this by instructing the driver to perform a series of laps at specific delta's and as consistently as possible.
Why would I, or Pirelli, want to do that? The answer is simple. If the numbers are going to be meaningful and for the condition of the tyres to be measurable and understandable, We will want to know every detail and nuance of how the tyres behaved and how they got to be in the resulting states and we won't want to be analysing the effect of changing a host of variables by messing with the car set up.
So Pirelli do the logical thing and pick Mercedes to give them a car, Nico and Lewis for the test. For Pirelli , this has two advantages. One, it give them a car that is currently in the midfield so it is average, neither world beating nor rusty lemon. Two, they have two drivers of very closely matched ability who are more than capable of driving to prescription.
What did Mercedes get out of it? Well they put 1000km (600miles) more wear and tear into a chassis, engine and gearbox. If they gathered any data on how the car used the tyres Pirelli were testing it will be worthless since the actual eventually tyres produced for 2014 will be quite different - how much difference there will be remains to be seen. The 2014 tyres could be very, very different so the test data cannot be relied upon to give Mercedes an edge.
Finally, would pounding round Catalunya enhance the drivers capabilities for the rest of the season? Lewis and Nico? Give me a break, they can do that until the cows come home but it would be very handy practice for a newbie.
So if I must return to the OP, then all I can say is this. If Mercedes have transgressed then it is a marginal transgression at best. If the FIA do not clarify the regulations to distinguish between tyre testing and car testing then it is their mess and they need to take it on the chest and accept some responsibility for the problem.Who knows the next team to fall through the cracks in policy might be one of our other favourites, like Lotus, MacLaren, or Ferrari (near miss this time round) or ...
One thing is for sure, if the tyre supplier can't call on a team with a representative car to test their product they may not wish to carry on being crapped on in a series that can make or break their public reputation. it should come as no surprise that in the hard nosed world of business other manufacturers are not exactly warm to the idea of peddling their wares to F1.