Wolves have confirmed their new manager
Wolverhampton Wanderers have managed to hire a new manager just after sacking Mick McCarthy, the lemur from Madagascar. The one known to have taken over goes by the name of "Sly to the Boogy", it is an odd move since Mr.Boogy has no experience of managing a football team at a professional level.
Mr.Boogy has been given £30million budget to build up a squad for next years challenge, whether they will stay in Premier League or not is a different matter.
'Sly to the Boogy' had this to say:
"I am delighted to be given this opportunity, by becoming the Wolves manager I intend to not be a lemur in disguise, I will make the Wolves anthem "Big Bad Wolves" - by Duck Sauce"
The main players that Wolves will be after in the next transfer window are:
Marijuana Fellaini, David Louise, Andy Ponytail Christmas Carroll, Guitterez, Colochinni and Splatan Ibrahimovic.
It is quite a list...