HOURS LATERBE: "Damn them to hell. I have an idea, find out when that Brogan bloke is planning his summer holiday next year and put the Belgian Grand Prix on slap in the middle of it"
Minion: "Why is that a punsihment excellency he will just be able to watch it on television?"
BE: "Because we can create a political incident between the Turks and Belgians before hand and the race won't be shown on Turkish TV fool"
Minion: "As you command sire"
TY: So, Pete, we'd like to hear from some late Formula One drivers.
PP: Yes, well, they project their voices onto the screen that you can see.
TY: Does that make sense?
PP: Let us begin...
[Lights go out, eerie music starts playing]
PP: We're getting something.
"Nous avions un arrangement, Didier, tu as brisé ma confiance. Je n'aime pas combien d'années il a été, vous êtes encore étang-vie de l'ordre le plus bas."
TY: So, what was that?
PP: Sorry, its Villeneuve having another go at Pironi. We'll see if we can get Senna...
"They're having the GOAT debate on the internet, Ayrton!"
"I was unaware there was a debate. I am Senna."
PP: I think that was Senna.
TY: That can't have been a recording.
PP: Of course, not, are you questioning me?
TY: No, no.
PP: I'm getting something else.
"I'm looking for James."
"Sorry, he's in the pit girls lounge."
"How long's he been in there?"
"Roughly 18 years."
PP: Hunt is having fun, still, then.
TY: It seems so.
PP: He had some job dislodging Graham Hill
TY: I can imagine.
PP: Someone else is coming though
"E la fine della mia carriera è stato quando sono caduto mio elicottero."
TY: Who was that?
PP: Sandro Nannini
TY: He's not dead.
PP: He is, I read it somewhere!
TY: You read that on Clip the Apex, and siffert_fan admitted making a mistake.
PP: Who did he say was dead?
PP: Yeah, that was Bandini!
TY: What did he say?
PP: He, erm..., crashed his helicopter?
TY: Bandini never crashed a helicopter.
[Lights come on]
TY: And what's that poster?!
PP: There is no poster...
TY: It says "People Pete, Ventriloquist In Three Languages"
PP: Er... well...
TY: You're no medium.
PP: Er... I am...
TY: You're a fraud
GV: Just like Pironi
TY: Stop that Pete. Its not funny.