Caption Competition Hotel de Paris, Monaco

Brogan

🦶 Leg end
Staff Member
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Image courtesy of BBC / Darren Heath.
 

Mephistopheles

Banned
Contributor
Woman at the end of the table. "I haven't had my Williams pear yet"

Waiter. "I am aware of that madam they will be along as soon as the race has finished"
 

Senna's_right_foot

Pole Sitter
Supporter
Man 1 (at table nearest) - "look at those idiots queueing"

Man 2 - "Oh they're not queueing, that's them racing"

Man 1 - "I meant at the bar. There's a race on?"

Man 2 - "Apparently, some young blokes in cars that look like spaceships or something. I'm only here for the champagne and caviar"
 

FB

Not my cup of cake
Valued Member
Telly Savalas steals chip

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Photographer proves that Monaco is a waste of ****ing space as a Grand Prix!
 

Fenderman

Rooters Reporter
... and then Ronald, resplendent in his lovely, pressed just this very morning blue shirt, heard her asking for a red one. Grinning uncontrollablyLOL , he turned to Fred and said, "Excellent! Now I can buy me a Ferrari without getting into an argument with the missus.":chuffed:
 

Jen

Here be dragons.
Contributor
In unison, all diners were heard to proclaim that it "was a tight fit in the restaurant". A waiter and F1 fan, (out of camera), was heard to utter the immortal words "that's 'cos you don't really understand, you poncey bastards"
 

The Pits

Harumph. Again.
Valued Member
As the revellers are seen to throw jelly and custard at Lewis, his team come on the radio, and ask for an update. I'm sorry guys, I seem to be a trifle deaf at the moment.
 
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