Caption Competition Hotel de Paris, Monaco

[Brogan]

Image courtesy of BBC / Darren Heath.

 

[Brogan]

Hamilton late for lunch after discovering Schumacher has taken his parking place.

 

[gethinceri]

Guy with the Ray Reardon hair: "and they think we give a **** about the racing!"
Guy opposite: "what racing?"

 

[Brogan]

Guy 1 (shouting): Windy, isn't it?
Guy 2: No, I think it's Thursday.
Woman: So am I, let's order some drinks.

 

[gethinceri]

Nice one Brogan, this is like a "Where's Wally?" caption comp.

 

[The Pits]

Can someone please go and tell those kids to be quiet, I'm trying to eat.

 

[mjo]

Is something happening?

(Seriously though, they must have had a great view of Maldonado's accident).

 

[GeoffP]

Is something happening?

(Seriously though, they must have had a great view of Maldonado's accident).

Bah, once you've seen one of Monaldo's accidents, you've seen them all

 

[soccerman17]

I hate this new high pitched techno music. Can somebody please turn it down?

 

[Mephistopheles]

Woman at the end of the table. "I haven't had my Williams pear yet"

Waiter. "I am aware of that madam they will be along as soon as the race has finished"

 

[teabagyokel]

Guy at Front-Centre: Why is there a photographer standing on my table?

 

[Senna's_right_foot]

Man 1 (at table nearest) - "look at those idiots queueing"

Man 2 - "Oh they're not queueing, that's them racing"

Man 1 - "I meant at the bar. There's a race on?"

Man 2 - "Apparently, some young blokes in cars that look like spaceships or something. I'm only here for the champagne and caviar"

 

[FB]

Telly Savalas steals chip

or

Photographer proves that Monaco is a waste of ****ing space as a Grand Prix!

 

[Brogan]

Woman pointing: Darling, I want one of those in red.

 

[Fenderman]

... and then Ronald, resplendent in his lovely, pressed just this very morning blue shirt, heard her asking for a red one. Grinning uncontrollably , he turned to Fred and said, "Excellent! Now I can buy me a Ferrari without getting into an argument with the missus."

 

[Jen]

In unison, all diners were heard to proclaim that it "was a tight fit in the restaurant". A waiter and F1 fan, (out of camera), was heard to utter the immortal words "that's 'cos you don't really understand, you poncey bastards"

 

[The Pits]

Following a stewards inquiry, Lewis Hamilton was handed a 10 place grid penalty for interrupting the canapes.

 

[Brogan]

Blini thrower is spotted!

 

[The Pits]

As the revellers are seen to throw jelly and custard at Lewis, his team come on the radio, and ask for an update. I'm sorry guys, I seem to be a trifle deaf at the moment.

 

[The Pits]

Oh, sorry I misheard, I thought you said we were to under order starters!