Time for a status report:
The Ferrari and Force India are pig ugly.
The Caterham is pig ugly and green, and should only be viewed in the dark.
The Sauber is good only for ironing your shirt on, but at least it's not green.
The Lotus is black, to show up Kimi's dandruff, and the pinstriper used the wrong size brush.
The Toro Rosso is trying to be like its big brother again, but at least it has a bit more red on the rear wing end plates, so we should stand a chance of telling them apart on the track this season (yeah, right).
Red Bull are arrogant but can't afford studio light bulbs or a decent camera.
The Mclaren is like a swan swimming among coots and its drivers will be the only ones who can see where they're going. It really ought to be awarded the Constructor's title now.