Caption Competition Valencia Poll II

[teabagyokel]

What do you make of this rather striking image?

Captions please!

Don't make them too long if you want them reproduced in full on the poll!

 

[VanChallis]

Lewis `If I just bend this slightly Jenson won't be able to win this week!`

 

[RevMaxPower]

"Cheer up Lewis - it may never happen..."

 

[RevMaxPower]

"Lewis - look at me when I'm talking to you..."

 

[RevMaxPower]

" What do you think of our new 'coil spring' system to lighten the car? I see you're trying to hold it down which proves how efficient it is..."

 

[McZiderRed]

"Lewis, I know you're upset with us, but we really need this rear-wing. If you could see your way clear to letting go of it, that would be grand..."

 

[Jen]

Lewis - "tell it to the wall!"

 

[Slyboogy]

Hamilton: "I should really take off this slot so Jenson has no DRS available"

 

[Fenderman]

Engineer "Yes, I know. I miss the F-duct as well"

 

[FB]

Christian Horner rang but as he's on Orange the call was rejected

 

[FB]

You can go to the garage next door next year, now concentrate.

 

[Road of Bones]

Er...Lewis? You know that rare plant you bought for Nicole? I think John Button's widdled in it...

 

[Brogan]

McLaren introduce miniature armpit sniffer.

 

[Speshal]

wing-ding-a-ding-ding-ding-ding

 

[teabagyokel]

Lewis distracted yet again by qualifying overalls

 

[Road of Bones]

Lewis, there's someone at the door from the FIA wanting to talk to you about your driving...

 

[FB]

Lewis "No, I won't show you how to shave your beard like mine so stop asking!"

 

[f1fansp]

Lewis, there's someone at the door from the FIA wanting to talk to you about your driving...

Lewis: Is it too soon for my Ali G impression again?

 

[VanChallis]

Engineer "Right, who replaced Lewis with a waxwork from Madame Tussauds?"

 

[RevMaxPower]

Or, to quote Alf Garnet...

"Iss a cardbawd cut-aaat, innit?"