So what's changed from last year? Mercedes and Red Bull have swapped places; Hamilton and Rosberg doing very good impressions of Vettel and Webber respectively. Mind you, Ricciardo seems to have inherited more than a car from Mark.
Williams are the new Lotus and Lotus are the old Williams, poor poor Pastor, while Sauber have very quietly, almost silently, fallen on their collective arse.
The races of Alonso and Button were so familiar it was frightening, frankly. This so-called shake-up is proving a personal let-down.
Oh, 4.