In the main F1 Discussion area, I likened Sebastian Vettel to a Shortbread biscuit using the following reasoning:
RasputinLives then followed up on my reasoning with some very excellent biscuit choices of his own:
The question is, if a driver was a biscuit then which biscuit would that driver be? Do you agree with our choices or do you have better biscuits of your own?
The rules:
1) you may only liken a driver to a recognised biscuit. No cakes, sweets, buns, bread rolls or other products.
2) you may liken any F1 driver past or present to a biscuit.
3) you may do all of this while eating biscuits providing you don't get them all over your keyboard / smart device
4) eat biscuits.
I get the feeling that Vettel is very much like a shortbread biscuit. Fine under normal circumstances and very much an outstanding biscuit of its type however, under even a slight amount of pressure it's liable to crumble.
RasputinLives then followed up on my reasoning with some very excellent biscuit choices of his own:
Max Verstappen is a Jaffa Cake. He is often quoted by people as their favourite biscuit but there is a whole argument to suggest he is not a biscuit at all.
Bottas is a Rich Tea in that they are plain, a bit dull and no one's first choice, however when it comes down to it they are just as good as nearly all other biscuits.
Nico Hulkenberg is a Garibaldi because he is never featured in the luxury biscuits collection but is probably superior than some that are
The question is, if a driver was a biscuit then which biscuit would that driver be? Do you agree with our choices or do you have better biscuits of your own?
The rules:
1) you may only liken a driver to a recognised biscuit. No cakes, sweets, buns, bread rolls or other products.
2) you may liken any F1 driver past or present to a biscuit.
3) you may do all of this while eating biscuits providing you don't get them all over your keyboard / smart device
4) eat biscuits.