Now, I'm at risk of breaking the rules here but........Force India?
Drivers as biscuits
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F1Brits_90
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I just find them really bland
gethinceri Judge rules.....wafers are biacuits. Still in the game sir.
Plus, I already used Pink Wafer for Alonso.
Lance Stroll - Ritz biscuit. Under the right circumstances can be a cracker but liable to be a bit salty. Only on the plate because someone put it there and most would argue it doesn't deserve a place among sweet biscuits.
Lance Stroll - Ritz biscuit. Under the right circumstances can be a cracker but liable to be a bit salty. Only on the plate because someone put it there and most would argue it doesn't deserve a place among sweet biscuits.
Problem is though sometimes you have a hankering for something salty. Dunno about you guys but I could get through a whole box of Ritz if I'm in the right mood.
Speaking of which:
Nelson Piquet Jr = Mini Cheddar
The truth is you were really looking for crisps and didn't want a biscuit at all but you ended up with these because it seemed a good idea at the time and being a brand name it drew you in. Recently it's release a whole different range of flavours which are nothing to do with Cheddar at all proving it will do anything to be chosen. Made by Mcvities which is a sister company of Walls.
Nelson Piquet = Cheddar Biscuit
Much bigger and much superior to the Mini Cheddar but most people have forgotten they exist and just think of the mini counterpart. Would never make anyone's list as favourite biscuit but when you actually eat one you realise they are pretty good quality.
Speaking of which:
Nelson Piquet Jr = Mini Cheddar
The truth is you were really looking for crisps and didn't want a biscuit at all but you ended up with these because it seemed a good idea at the time and being a brand name it drew you in. Recently it's release a whole different range of flavours which are nothing to do with Cheddar at all proving it will do anything to be chosen. Made by Mcvities which is a sister company of Walls.
Nelson Piquet = Cheddar Biscuit
Much bigger and much superior to the Mini Cheddar but most people have forgotten they exist and just think of the mini counterpart. Would never make anyone's list as favourite biscuit but when you actually eat one you realise they are pretty good quality.
F1Brits_90
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I would say paul di resta for as they both sound italian but arent
Nah a Garibaldi would be far more interesting presenting the Skypad than PDR.
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F1Brits_90 Fisichella is Italian.
Grosjean - Choc-chip cookie
There’s clearly something tasty in there, but to get to that rare chocolaty goodness you need to fight through some difficult to digest hard times.
Wafer - Kimi Raikkonen
Always stuck in an ice-cream.
Rock cake - Kevin Magnussen
However violently you try to tackle him, he will absolutely not yield until you’ve broken your teeth.
Any biscuit flying through the air - Pastor Maldonado
Fuck knows when, but it is inevitable it will hit something.
There’s clearly something tasty in there, but to get to that rare chocolaty goodness you need to fight through some difficult to digest hard times.
Wafer - Kimi Raikkonen
Always stuck in an ice-cream.
Rock cake - Kevin Magnussen
However violently you try to tackle him, he will absolutely not yield until you’ve broken your teeth.
Any biscuit flying through the air - Pastor Maldonado
Fuck knows when, but it is inevitable it will hit something.
Judge rules....violation. In no world is a rock cake a biscuit. Out of the game and your punishment is to be tarred, feather and rock cakes thrown at you as you are paraded through the streets.
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