It seems that nobody in F1 is capable of arranging vertical micturation within a malt mash fermentation establishment. No, well, maybe, perhaps yes, but then again no, however we'll see, but we're open to the idea, which would be awful...
This whole sorry episode has rather exposed the F1 establishment for the money grabbing sleaze merchants that they are. All of them, the FIA, Bernie (well, we knew that), FOTA, everyone. The only exception to this being Mark Webber, who is the only person with decent morals and the spine to back it up.
As for the rest, a pox on all your houses, and I shall not be buying any of your atrocity-supporting merchandise this weekend.