Now as I count backwards you will depart from this place and go towards your happy place
5 - you are relaxed your eyes are closing, ignore the noise of your car leaking oil.
4- you are breathing slowly you feel the stress flow away, like championships before you.
3- you can't recall what a 'Honda' or a 'big Ron' are
2- You believe the future will be filled with joy, not from winning, but joy, now step forward to your happy place
1- you are safe and happy here with me Flavio. Now put this thong on.