Caption Competition XXII

Boyle · 18 July 2010

We haven't had a Bernie or Max related caption for a while so why not have one with both of them?

So here you are:

You have until sometime in the distant future to get your entries in and then a poll will be taken for the best entry.

Good luck everyone and don't make the newly appointed moderators work too hard!

Brogan · 18 July 2010

See? If I squint it looks exactly like me.

GeoffP · 18 July 2010

Max: You promised me if I went quietly I'd get 30%

Bernie: You see the front of this pass, see the side - what percentage do you think that is?

Bullfrog · 18 July 2010

Bernie: No Max, for the last time you are not using my Nectar points to buy hookers!

fat jez · 18 July 2010

All right Max, you can have a look, but no laughing at the photo

fat jez · 18 July 2010

What do you mean, you need to see my pass? Don't you know who I am?!?

Enja · 18 July 2010

Max : "Close your eyes, clooooose your eyes, you are very, very tired... give the pass to me.."

McZiderRed · 18 July 2010

Bernie: “But Max, you know me! Why d’you want to see my I.D card?"
Max: “Just show me the I.D, sonny. Only over 18’s can buy alcohol from this Asda/Walmart!! No I.D, no cider!”

Grizzly · 19 July 2010

Errm' Bernie, wait a minute, you have dribble on your pass.

FB · 19 July 2010

Bernie "This is your's for a tenner if you want it. In fact my Grannie's around here somewhere..."

or

Max "So you scrape it off with that, I just use my finger"

Grizzly · 19 July 2010

BE: Doesn't look like my dribble!?

MM: think that's my pass.

cider_and_toast · 19 July 2010

Max asks to borrow the "special credit card" that Bernie uses to pay Ferrari while Bernie struggles to remember the pin number.

or

I don't care what it says on your pass Bernard, this area is reserved for hookers in replica military clothing only !!!

FB · 19 July 2010

" CaT said

I don't care what it says on your pass Bernard, this area is reserved for hookers in replica military clothing only.

Shouldn't that be GERMAN uniforms CaT, I don't want you having a law suit on your hands

cider_and_toast · 19 July 2010

My original post and your quote edited. LOL

Thought it was a bit close to the knuckle.

Better safe than sorry and all that.

teabagyokel · 19 July 2010

Look, Bernie, lets discuss it later, photographers have ears.

Speshal · 19 July 2010

Max "when she pushes it hard, it goes in about this far"

Bullfrog · 19 July 2010

Speshal said:
Max "when she pushes it hard, it goes in about this far"

MajorDanby · 20 July 2010

How many times do I have to tell you Max?! You are NOT allowed a pass like mine ANYMORE!

fat jez · 20 July 2010

MajorDanby said:
How many times do I have to tell you Max?! You are NOT allowed a pass like mine ANYMORE!

ooh, not bad!

Boyle · 21 July 2010

Bernie: Oh for God's sake, I picked up Andy Warhol's ID by accident again!

Caption Competition XXII

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Bernie: &quot;No Max, for the last time you are not using my Nectar points to buy hookers!&quot; <!-

Max: &quot;You promised me if I went quietly I'd get 30%&quot; Bernie: &quot;You see the front of

&quot;See? If I squint it looks exactly like me.&quot;

&quot;All right Max, you can have a look, but no laughing at the photo&quot;

&quot;What do you mean, you need to see my pass? Don't you know who I am?!?&quot;

Max : &quot;Close your eyes, clooooose your eyes, you are very, very tired... give the pass to me..&

Bernie: “But Max, you know me! Why d’you want to see my I.D card?&quot; Max: “Just show me the I.D

&quot;Errm' Bernie, wait a minute, you have dribble on your pass.&quot;

Bernie &quot;This is your's for a tenner if you want it. In fact my Grannie's around here somewhere.

Max &quot;So [b:1xhkanr4]you[/b:1xhkanr4] scrape it off with that, I just use my finger&quot;

BE: &quot;Doesn't look like my dribble!?&quot; MM: &quot;think that's my pass.&quot;

Max asks to borrow the &quot;special credit card&quot; that Bernie uses to pay Ferrari while Bernie

&quot;I don't care what it says on your pass Bernard, this area is reserved for hookers in <!-- s:qu

&quot;Look, Bernie, lets discuss it later, photographers have ears.&quot;

Max &quot;when she pushes it hard, it goes in about this far&quot;

&quot;How many times do I have to tell you Max?! You are NOT allowed a pass like mine ANYMORE!&quot;

Bernie: &quot;Oh for God's sake, I picked up Andy Warhol's ID by accident again!&quot;

Bernie: &quot;And you're sure this is the card you picked. Is it the 5 of Hearts?&quot;

Bernie : &quot;Theres a coupon on the back of this pass, 50% off a haircut at the circuit, whatever

MM - &quot;OK give that to me now Bernie, it's you're bus pass you silly man?!&quot;

That's your National Trust pass - p'raps should have gone to specsavers.

MM: &quot;Look Grandad, that was a pedigree Persian, next time you want a new rug you buy your own c

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