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Brogan · 21 July 2010

Boyle99 said:
Bernie: Oh for God's sake, I picked up Andy Warhol's ID by accident again!

Muddytalker · 21 July 2010

Bernie: And you're sure this is the card you picked. Is it the 5 of Hearts?

MCLS · 22 July 2010

Bernie : Theres a coupon on the back of this pass, 50% off a haircut at the circuit, whatever would i need that for??

Jen · 22 July 2010

MM - OK give that to me now Bernie, it's you're bus pass you silly man?!

OR

That's your National Trust pass - p'raps should have gone to specsavers.

GeoffP · 27 July 2010

MM: Look Grandad, that was a pedigree Persian, next time you want a new rug you buy your own cat!

Boyle · 2 August 2010

OK guys and gals, the poll is up. Lots of entires and some excellent posts. I'm glad we just (thanks to CaT

) managed to avoid a lawsuit, so congrats.

You have a week to decide on your choice so get voting!

Boyle · 2 August 2010

I fear there may be too many entries. 8 votes have been cast with each vote going to a different entry. What is wrong with you people? LOL

Brogan · 2 August 2010

I couldn't make my mind up, too many candidates on this one :confused:

Boyle · 2 August 2010

Yeah, my mind was split between cat's and bullfrog's entries. Nectar points got it in the end though

To any who wish to change their vote, contact Brogan and he'll sort you out.

Brogan · 2 August 2010

Boyle99 said:
To any who wish to change their vote, contact Brogan and he'll sort you out.

You can do that.

Just edit the poll to allow vote changing. Right at the bottom "Allow re-voting:"

Boyle · 2 August 2010

Brogan said:
Boyle99 said:

To any who wish to change their vote, contact Brogan and he'll sort you out.

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You can do that.

Just edit the poll to allow vote changing.

Yeah but it's more trouble for you

Brogan · 2 August 2010

Boyle99 said:
Brogan said:

Boyle99 said:

To any who wish to change their vote, contact Brogan and he'll sort you out.

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You can do that.

Just edit the poll to allow vote changing.

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Yeah but it's more trouble for you

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teabagyokel · 2 August 2010

Boyle99 said:
Brogan said:

Boyle99 said:

To any who wish to change their vote, contact Brogan and he'll sort you out.

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You can do that.

Just edit the poll to allow vote changing.

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Yeah but it's more trouble for you

Maybe you should write it in the forum rules, Bro...

If you assign work to the administrator deliberately and unnecessarily unless to do with Fantasy League Cups etc. etc. then you will be banned for a week.

Boyle · 2 August 2010

teabagyokel said:
Maybe you should write it in the forum rules, Bro...

If you assign work to the administrator deliberately and unnecessarily unless to do with Fantasy League Cups etc. etc. then you will be banned for a week.

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You don't have to be so ambigiuous about it teabag. Let's make the rule more concrete.

If you assign work to the administrator deliberately and unnecessarily unless you are teabagyokel then you will be banned for a week.

teabagyokel · 2 August 2010

Tsk, tsk, Boyle99. Have you learned nothing from the Scuderia Ferrari Law School? You do not ever name your self in a rule. Take this rule, for example:

KERS will be banned in Formula One so long as Ferrari's system is worse than McLaren's.

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Now, that will be a very unpopular rule, and will give the image that Ferrari are cheating, which will not do. So you go with:

KERS will be banned in Formula One for a year, with the aim of introducing a standardised unit

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In practice it means the same thing, but it can be denied when questioned.

Of course, my suggested revision to the forum rules would not be anything like this. It would be a fair rule to everyone and it is ludicrous to suggest that self-interest played any part.

Boyle · 2 August 2010

Ah touché. It's been a while since I was at the law school...

teabagyokel · 2 August 2010

And anyway I have posted more on this forum than any other ordinary user.

Now, this is nothing to boast about unless you've been to the Scuderia Ferrari Publicity School.

Since I have posted more than any non-admin that means I have contributed more to the site than any other non-admin user. We do not mention my rather high worthlessness-to-posts ratio.

See, Ferrari principles applied to my position on this site. RED PAINT?

Brogan · 2 August 2010

Am I not ordinary then? :disappointed:

teabagyokel · 2 August 2010

I meant you were admin but you inconvenience the parody LOL

I'm just trying to see it from Ferrari's point of view!

If you don't know here is the leaderboard

Bullfrog · 2 August 2010

As brilliant as mine was I had to go for the Andy Warhol reference.

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Bernie: &quot;No Max, for the last time you are not using my Nectar points to buy hookers!&quot; <!-

Max: &quot;You promised me if I went quietly I'd get 30%&quot; Bernie: &quot;You see the front of

&quot;See? If I squint it looks exactly like me.&quot;

&quot;All right Max, you can have a look, but no laughing at the photo&quot;

&quot;What do you mean, you need to see my pass? Don't you know who I am?!?&quot;

Max : &quot;Close your eyes, clooooose your eyes, you are very, very tired... give the pass to me..&

Bernie: “But Max, you know me! Why d’you want to see my I.D card?&quot; Max: “Just show me the I.D

&quot;Errm' Bernie, wait a minute, you have dribble on your pass.&quot;

Bernie &quot;This is your's for a tenner if you want it. In fact my Grannie's around here somewhere.

Max &quot;So [b:1xhkanr4]you[/b:1xhkanr4] scrape it off with that, I just use my finger&quot;

BE: &quot;Doesn't look like my dribble!?&quot; MM: &quot;think that's my pass.&quot;

Max asks to borrow the &quot;special credit card&quot; that Bernie uses to pay Ferrari while Bernie

&quot;I don't care what it says on your pass Bernard, this area is reserved for hookers in <!-- s:qu

&quot;Look, Bernie, lets discuss it later, photographers have ears.&quot;

Max &quot;when she pushes it hard, it goes in about this far&quot;

&quot;How many times do I have to tell you Max?! You are NOT allowed a pass like mine ANYMORE!&quot;

Bernie: &quot;Oh for God's sake, I picked up Andy Warhol's ID by accident again!&quot;

Bernie: &quot;And you're sure this is the card you picked. Is it the 5 of Hearts?&quot;

Bernie : &quot;Theres a coupon on the back of this pass, 50% off a haircut at the circuit, whatever

MM - &quot;OK give that to me now Bernie, it's you're bus pass you silly man?!&quot;

That's your National Trust pass - p'raps should have gone to specsavers.

MM: &quot;Look Grandad, that was a pedigree Persian, next time you want a new rug you buy your own c

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Bernie: "No Max, for the last time you are not using my Nectar points to buy hookers!" <!-

Max: "You promised me if I went quietly I'd get 30%" Bernie: "You see the front of

"See? If I squint it looks exactly like me."

"All right Max, you can have a look, but no laughing at the photo"

"What do you mean, you need to see my pass? Don't you know who I am?!?"

Max : "Close your eyes, clooooose your eyes, you are very, very tired... give the pass to me..&

Bernie: “But Max, you know me! Why d’you want to see my I.D card?" Max: “Just show me the I.D

"Errm' Bernie, wait a minute, you have dribble on your pass."

Bernie "This is your's for a tenner if you want it. In fact my Grannie's around here somewhere.

Max "So [b:1xhkanr4]you[/b:1xhkanr4] scrape it off with that, I just use my finger"

BE: "Doesn't look like my dribble!?" MM: "think that's my pass."

Max asks to borrow the "special credit card" that Bernie uses to pay Ferrari while Bernie

"I don't care what it says on your pass Bernard, this area is reserved for hookers in <!-- s:qu

"Look, Bernie, lets discuss it later, photographers have ears."

Max "when she pushes it hard, it goes in about this far"

"How many times do I have to tell you Max?! You are NOT allowed a pass like mine ANYMORE!"

Bernie: "Oh for God's sake, I picked up Andy Warhol's ID by accident again!"

Bernie: "And you're sure this is the card you picked. Is it the 5 of Hearts?"

Bernie : "Theres a coupon on the back of this pass, 50% off a haircut at the circuit, whatever

MM - "OK give that to me now Bernie, it's you're bus pass you silly man?!"

MM: "Look Grandad, that was a pedigree Persian, next time you want a new rug you buy your own c