Neither of these young ladies are as beautiful as a pint of dry scrumpy and a slice of buttered toast smothered in a vintage marmalade so I will decline from voting unless you can add that as an option!
Wow, I must stress this is just for fun, there's been a massive swing away from the drivers wives and towards Scrumpy and various side dishes. Well this is a shock and if voting trends continue, and I must stress this is just for fun, we could see fermented apple based drinks increasing their share of the vote.
The Cider and Toast party and The Cider and Gala pie, hold the marmalade (splitters!) party, demand fair representation and that someone who isn't posting from a mobile phone, places pictures representative of both parties immediately in order that our chances in the election are not harmed by the shameless display of boobs on show here.
I will be honest, neither would make my "list" I will be honest, although both are fine specimens of the fabulous female form, however, if (for some bizarre reason) I was in a position to select one or t'other, I would pick Jess, for reasons which Jen has alluded to.