teabagyokel said:Bet you'd support a Serbian team, Cancer Cowboy, I know how much Serbs & Croats love each other; there haven't been any major flare-ups there in the last 20 years, have there...?
ZS: I want into F1
BE: Err... OK, Max sent me this form, fill it in?
[Fills in Form]
BE: Ooh, may I suggest you write 'Cosworth' as your intended engine
ZS: No, we ain't using Cosworth engines
BE: It might be ... wise ... Max has, well, lets just say he 'likes' Cosworth
ZS: I don't like Cosworth
BE: OK, let Max get back to you in a couple of weeks
TWO WEEKS LATER
MM: OK, our chosen competitors, USF1-Cosworth, Manor-Cosworth and Campos Meta Dallara-Cosworth.
ZS: Are we on the shortlist?
MM: No, next in line is Lotus-Cosworth
ZS: You're forcing new teams to run Cosworth, aren't you?
MM: I'm not sure we are, the new teams happen to have Cosworth engines, Zoran!
ZS: I'll sue your ass!
Lawyer: Zoran, the FIA don't lose in court
ZS: OK, different approach
BE: Haven't I told you to bugger off?
ZS: We'll be in Bahrain!
BE: You won't!
ZS: We will, USF1, pah!
JH: Toyota are pulling out
ZS: How about we take over?
BE: No way, see you later!
ZS: Where you going?
BE: Buy Peter Sauber a nice cigar for Christmas!
ZS: But they're not running Cosworth...
BE: They're not a new team...
ZS: I'll get into F1 someday
US F1 deny Bernie Ecclestone's claim they will not raceThe new US F1 team say they will line up for the opening race of 2010 despite Formula 1 supremo Bernie Ecclestone casting doubt on their participation.
Ecclestone told the Times that he did not expect either US F1 or fellow newcomers Campos Meta to make the grid.
US F1 team boss Peter Windsor told BBC Sport: "I'm surprised Bernie said that. We will be there. We're in good shape."
The BBC understands Campos are pressing on and expect delivery of their car from partner Dallara in mid-January.