Pun O'Clock - Canada Poll

[teabagyokel]

I've had an idea.

The competition is to pick up on any story from the Canadian Grand Prix headline and make a not-too-witty newspaper headline from it.

For example, a headline from Monaco could be:

RED FLAG TO A BULL

Do remember, however, that this forum is not as strict as the F1 discussion thread, but still moderated before posting something insulting certain drivers.

And you may have to win a vote from that drivers' supporters anyway.

Good luck!

 

[Sarinaide]

For Monaco would

CURBING THE ENTHUSIASM

Be completely viable?

 

[teabagyokel]

Yeah, but the competition is Canada!

 

[Brogan]

Button champignon!

 

[Sarinaide]

Ferrari : Lifes a beach.

 

[cider_and_toast]

BUTTON FLOATS PAST WET ALL !!!

 

[The Pits]

Button nearly comes undone, but sews up victory,
vettel hung out to dry,
sauber bring on the sub.
Canada dry not on the menu

 

[Jen]

Lewis doesn't go quackers after a duck in the water

 

[teabagyokel]

EMERGENCY SERGIORY

 

[Jos the Boss]

Schumi in 2nd:

A fish back in water

 

[teabagyokel]

Not sure how this has worked, but there is time for a poll!

Any opinions on this format?

 

[teabagyokel]

The winner is Jos the Boss!

 

[Jen]

Only 3 pollsters, I demand that you keep the poll open - for however long it takes!

 

[Jos the Boss]

Sorry for delayed reaction but:

woooooooooooo thank you boys! we are the champions thats what im talking about!
Thats 2 things ive won! i just need 1 more for the hat-trick!