My intention for Monaco to score it a 1 was only mitigated by the late hilarity of Mercedes screwing up and the rightful winner looking a sick as a Serena, so I added a 0 to the score - apologies for not taking F1 seriously any more, but F1 fucking started it!
This week, nothing at the beginning, middle or end to make a 'race' out of the sorry mess, so the 1 stays solitarily on its own - and, no, a Canadian rat-like thing scampering across the track (in energy-saving mode, mind) does not do it.
It was as dull as a big thing called Dull, begat by Mr & Mrs Dull while watching dull F1 in Dullsville.
In terms of weekend 'sport' it ranked behind a dull Womens tennis final and even below a dull football 0-0 draw in Dublin.
In fact, F1 could only get worse if they got rid of Bernie and put Roy Hodgson in charge ..... no, sorry, that's not fair on Roy!