Jos' Weather Thread

[jez101]

You suggested the option! Now you're stuck with it.

 

[Jos the Boss]

Sarcastically we must remember!

 

[gethinceri]

Yeah, sarcastically you idiots! Don't you know Jos the Boss is the master of sarcasm? He sprays it like a projectile spew, coming at you like you don't know from where, he's an ironic genius luring you in to your doom like the fools that you are, he's NEVER wrong 'cos you don't know when he's right.
You tell 'em Jos.
Clowns.

 

[siffert_fan]

Where's your money...?[/quote]

I don't know--it says goodbye, but I don't know where it goes.

 

[Josh]

If their tyres have fell off the cliff they could do something similar!

No they can't, how can a car aquaplane without water eh?

 

[Jos the Boss]

I said similar! And what about an oil leak?

 

[gethinceri]

They could aquaplane on the champagne sprayed halfway up the hangar straight on lap 27 by the resurrected Taffy Von Tripps that Jos the Boss would conjour up if he wanted. But he won't now because it's in your head and you'd think it was your idea.

 

[jez101]

Jos the Boss you might want to spend the morning staring at this http://www.raintoday.co.uk/

I think there is a fair chance of a dry or a wet & dry race. It looks like you and gethinceri need to start moving that blob over Southend to the west if you are going to be right on this occasion.

 

[Jos the Boss]

Meh, I'll just put the 1 in, I can't say i didnt consider C! I have hopes that it's wet, simply for a good race!

 

[Jos the Boss]

Well I don't think anyone predicted that! It was fully dry!

 

[Jen]

You certainly didn't, my love Jos the Boss. Best to give up, I think.

 

[Jos the Boss]

I'm 8-1 up, im still ahead!

 

[Jen]

Whatever.

 

[Jos the Boss]

If it's 8-7, I might be getting ill for a few races!

 

[Jen]

How about 0 - 9. Would that keep you quiet for the rest of the season?

 

[Jos the Boss]

I wouldn't give up! My confidence will not be dented but I have been out done by the Great British Summer!

 

[gethinceri]

But only in this dimension Jos the Boss.

 

[Jos the Boss]

Hockenheim is looking like a wet friday and Saturday morning, but dry Qually and Race!

 

[mjo]

I think you should guess work out whether it'll be option a, b, c, d or e, as higlighted by jez101.

 

[jez101]

So, is that a, b, c, d or e? Same as before... Final answer on Thursday! You can be as vague as you like until then