Tacitus
The human is a fickle thing, so I assume you're not misrepresenting history on purpose.
First of,
Vettel was not struggling to get into Q3 WHILE Webber parked it on pole.
In the first half of the season, Vettel 'parked it on pole' three times to one for Webber.
The one time Webber 'parked it on pole', Monaco, Vettel was 10th because they gambled for a rain race.
Of the 5 times Webber was faster in qualifying, he was on average 0.225s faster.
Of the 5 times Vettel (we'll leave Valencia aside) was faster in qualifying, he was on average 0.330s faster.
More importantly though, even when Webber was faster in qualifying, aside from China, Monaco and Silverstone (where Vettel finished on average just 2.8s behind), Vettel was faster than Webber in the other 8 races. The only reason Webber was ahead in the championship was because of Karthikeyan in Malaysia and the alternator in Valencia.
So consider these three facts:
- prior to 2012 (from their very first race in 2009), Vettel has beaten Webber in qualfiying 4 out of 5 times.
- in the first half of 2012, the score is suddenly only 6:5.
- however, Vettel was faster in Webber in 8 out of 11 races (4 out of 5.5).
Ask any statistician if that means 1) Webber was suddenly faster than Vettel or 2) Vettel chose qualifying set-ups that were more effective in the race, and you'll get a pretty clear answer.
So no,
claiming that Webber was even beating Vettel when the car was 'not ideal' is factually unsubstantiated.
As for questioning Vettel's lack of 'magic wins', assuming you're talking about Fernando, be a sport and ask the same question the other way around. Why has Fernando not won a race since it dried up, while Felipe Massa has steadily been moving forward and was faster than him several times recently?
Alonso's 3 'magic wins' came from driving the best wet weather-car in Malaysian rain, moving up to 4th before shit happened to other drivers, and winning after training a rainy pole and having a car whose top speed was so much higher that Vettel couldn't even close in with DRS open. Does that mean Alonso has not done well? No, it doesn't; he's done extremely well, but
Fernando's wins too came from having the best car in those conditions (MAL, GER)
and moving yourself into position to pick up the pieces when others faulter (VAL). Not magic, just logic.
As for Austin, you make three mistakes:
- without reason, you assume that Vettel took pole because the RB was fastest, not because he might just have driven a better qualifying lap.
- you ignore the fact that the McLaren's qualifying pace and race pace is about the same level, while the Red Bull's race pace is generally slower than their qualifying pace (much like Mercedes).
- building mistake two, you might be unaware of the fact, but Button on hard tires was lapping faster than Webber on softer tires. There is little to support the claim that the Red Bull had the fastest race pace; everything points to it simply being a sitting duck.