Just finished watching "John Wick" Well they killed his dog what the fuck did they think he was gonna do.
Not a bad film by the way...
Not a bad film by the way...
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Last week I watched Spooks - For the Greater Good, and there was a moment in that (I won't say where and when but those who have seen it will know) that is far too dark for the tone of the rest of the film and actually made me feel slightly numb. After that, this weeks movie of choice was the new Mad Max film, two hours of blam bam kabaam whaam with barely a single humorous moment to lift the doom and gloom and a rapid resolution leaving little to dwell on.
All in all, I need to watch something to cheer me up.
All in all, I need to watch something to cheer me up.
I know just the film!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0497329/
It's so bad, it will have you laughing for the entire duration.
I'm not so sure.
As far as Mad Max goes though, I really expected there to be some dark humor in it but was completely missing which made the story pretty grim and lifeless. A huge car chase across a post apocalyptic world in which most humans are half mad, mostly near death, lunatics isn't exactly set up to be a laugh a second but some light among the shade would have been nice.
Well, you're fine on A,B and C this time. it's Mel and Tina free.
I wouldn't go as far as saying this one is D (in fact most reviews I've read on line are going potty about it and saying it's awesome), it's just one massive car chase spread over two hours. Ok enough I suppose but it lacked heart I thought.
I wouldn't go as far as saying this one is D (in fact most reviews I've read on line are going potty about it and saying it's awesome), it's just one massive car chase spread over two hours. Ok enough I suppose but it lacked heart I thought.
A Million Ways to Die in the West.
I laughed so much I reckon I lost weight..
I laughed so much I reckon I lost weight..
The one through the streets of Moscow in one of the Bourne films is awesome.
Presumably he also does it with 90% of the bodywork missing, all four tyre off the rims, a crazed windscreen that he cannot see out of and an engine and gearbox assembly trailing ten yards behin the car.
Strangely I find car chases in such films to be totally naff.
Strangely I find car chases in such films to be totally naff.
I thought one of the best bits of the Bond film Goldeneye was Bond tearing up St Petersburg in a tank.
Yes indeedy we do. Just wait until I get out of work.
I had the misfortune of watching a film called "Into the Woods." the other night.
It has James Cordon in it so I really should have known better.
Well I say watched I binned it before half way.
Here is the trailer feel free to vomit into you dinner.
By the way they sing "Into the woods" constantly.
Do not under any circumstances allow your children to see it, or you will end up topping yourself or committing bloody murder on someone or both.
I cannot believe that Meryl streep and Johnny Depp allowed themselves to get involved in this pile of horse shit.
Edit.
Oh yeah, it is supposed to be a comedy but when Mr Wolf (Johnny Depp) is talking to Little Red Riding Hood it came across as more like paedophilia...
It has James Cordon in it so I really should have known better.
Well I say watched I binned it before half way.
Here is the trailer feel free to vomit into you dinner.
By the way they sing "Into the woods" constantly.
Do not under any circumstances allow your children to see it, or you will end up topping yourself or committing bloody murder on someone or both.
I cannot believe that Meryl streep and Johnny Depp allowed themselves to get involved in this pile of horse shit.
Edit.
Oh yeah, it is supposed to be a comedy but when Mr Wolf (Johnny Depp) is talking to Little Red Riding Hood it came across as more like paedophilia...
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