Fill in the Blanks - Rosberg

[teabagyokel]

I checked. It has been 3 years since we did this.

So, fill in the blanks with short, pithy and wise commentary to make this comment funnier:

“A shame, I would have loved to carry the as a tribute to the ,” said Rosberg on , “but of course I respect ”.

 

[gethinceri]

Potato
Irish
Ice
Arethra

 

[Mephistopheles]

Picture of Flavio in a thong on my helmet
Fat bastard
Honeymoon
People with weak stomachs

 

[mjo]

“A shame, I would have loved to carry the sauerkraut as a tribute to the concept of lederhosen,” said Rosberg on his twentieth Oktoberfest, “but of course I respect the human right for Germans to reserve their sunbeds with towels”.

 

[Titch]

"A shame I would have loved to carry the bride as a tribute to tradition, said Rosberg on his wedding day, but of course I respect the wishes of Mercedes, who do not want me to injure myself.

 

[McZiderRed]

A shame, I would have loved to carry the inflatable sausage as a tribute to the arsehole-crammed tubes’,” said Rosberg on his German GP podium question, “but of course I respect the right for FOM to show constant replays of every overtake, even when it disrupts the race action”.

 

[Fenderman]

“A shame, I would have loved to carry the lady's handbag as a tribute to the stunning work she did in free practise,” said Rosberg on telling Susie Wolff where he'd left it, “but of course I respect the idea of women drivers in F1, a bit."

 

[cider_and_toast]

“A shame, I would have loved to carry the blame for not passing Lewis as a tribute to the Massa Alonso incident,” said Rosberg on being shown he was slower than Hamilton, “but of course I respect the width of the track”.

 

[Fenderman]

“A shame, I would have loved to carry the Golden Gavel as a tribute to the Munich Judge,” said Rosberg on hearing that Mr Ecclestone's offered a bung to the Court, “but of course I respect the capitalist ideal that makes such things plausible."