Dictionary

[teabagyokel]

Santbackander - n.

1. A payment to run a driver who is extremely talented.
2. A compliment payed by a sponsor to a race winner in the form of an abysmal plastic trophy.

 

[cider_and_toast]

Stewartship - n

1. To hold a conversation with another person on any subject ensuring you mention your personnal sponsors as often as possible.

 

[Jen]

Stewartship - n

To support all Scottish entrants

 

[cider_and_toast]

Wirthless - Adj

1. A poorly designed car

 

[cider_and_toast]

Warwicking - Adj

1. To always be in the right team at the wrong time.

 

[F1Yorkshire]

Maldonality - n

an event causing great and often sudden damage or distress; a disaster.
"emergency measures may be necessary in order to avert a Maldonality"

 

[cider_and_toast]

Jordanism - adj

1. A statement of endorsement of FOM policy.
2. A statement associated with "you heard it hear first"
3. Pandering to celebs
4. Awful taste in shirts.

 

[teabagyokel]

Lotussle - n.

1. Fight between two parties which benefits neither and makes everyone involved look bad.
2. Betrayal of a long-standing brand esp. by those never connected to the original.
3. Petty argument on a pointless subject (ie. who should have black livery)

 

[teabagyokel]

Vetteltale - n.

1. One who takes it upon themselves to police track limits in a car ahead of their own.

 

[cider_and_toast]

Fernandesecond - SI

1. Standard unit of time equal to one imaginary second per quarter of a season.

 

[teabagyokel]

Ferrareset - v.

1. To sack anyone with even an arguable culpability for a corporation's failings, in order to save the arse of the CEO.

 

[cider_and_toast]

Hartburn - n

1. Commonly seen in a cheeply designed and built engine.

 

[teabagyokel]

See also Juddering.

 

[teabagyokel]

Buttonit - v.

Maintain an appropriately professional level of discretion when discussing your lead driver in the media.

"Ron really ought to Buttonit."

 

[Road of Bones]

Jensonable (adv): to go about one's business in a likeable and understated fashion

Jensible (adv): the ability to not rise to the bait, and conduct oneself Jensonably...

Nobody at Mercedes was acting Jensibly in the immediate aftermath of Spa.

 

[Mephistopheles]

Ron - Acronym

Really Onerous Nature

 

[teabagyokel]

Totoetheline - v.

1. To comment on a dispute in an insincerely apologetic way, after instruction from the team principal.
2. To meet out an undisclosed and likely ineffective token punishment.

 

[Mephistopheles]

Kimi - Adjective

A feeling of not being arsed.

Also see

Alakefic.

 

[McZiderRed]

"FormulaOne" - adj.

An object or subject once seen as something of value, but has subsequently fallen from grace.

E.g. "This Government, on coming to power, held so much promise, but after just a couple of years, it's just gone all "FormulaOne".

 

[cider_and_toast]

Raikkonturn - n

1. To return to a team that once couldn't wait to get shot of you.

e.g. "It looks like Alonso may do a raikkonturn for McLaren"