Caption Competition Alonso in love

[Greenlantern101]

 

[Brogan]

Alonso takes up pole dancing to supplement his income due to the loss of winning bonus payments.

 

[Mephistopheles]

Shakespeare he ain't...

 

[Greenlantern101]

Fernando mistakes structural support for his mate Robert Kubica.

 

[Mephistopheles]

Alonso suffers "Post" traumatic stress syndrome after his accident in Barcelona testing...

 

[Incubus]

Following months of searching in vain Alonso finally discovers something reliable in the McLaren garage.

 

[Mephistopheles]

Alonso tries to get off with Victoria Beckham...

 

[ExtremeNinja]

With the absence of Kubica, Fernando finds a new Pole to hang out with.

 

[teabagyokel]

Fernando is informed that the post is not his girlfriend from 1995.

 

[Jen]

Don't you just love something that is solid!

 

[Titch]

I really love this pole.

 

[cider_and_toast]

1) If I pull on this the food tent will come down on Jenson.

2) You're a genius Fernando, that'll get him back for the shaving foam in the race boots gag

3) Come on Fernando.... pull grrrgggggghhhhhh

4) Ok, Fernando, you're not as strong as you thought you are, quick check to see if anyone noticed and move on.

 

[FB]

Fernando finally meets the McLaren employee who signed the contract for Honda engines.

 

[Fenderman]

"A man walks into a bar ..."

 

[canis]

Fernando delivers McLarens only pole of the season...