Football 2011/12 Football Season

[Slyboogy]

Top 10 rivalries in british football
2) Man Utd v Man City
3) Rangers v Celtic
4) Everton v Liverpool
5) Arsenal v Spurs
6) Man Utd v Liverpool
7) Millwall v West Ham
8) Sheff Utd v Sheff Wed
9) Cardiff v Swansea
10) Birmingham V A Villa

Aaaaaaaaaaaand the number 1)

Fernando Torres vs the Goalposts

 

[MCLS]

And Andy Carroll vs the football

 

[McZiderRed]

Top 10 rivalries in british football
2) Man Utd v Man City
3) Rangers v Celtic
4) Everton v Liverpool
5) Arsenal v Spurs
6) Man Utd v Liverpool
7) Millwall v West Ham
8) Sheff Utd v Sheff Wed
9) Cardiff v Swansea
10) Birmingham V A Villa

Aaaaaaaaaaaand the number 1)

Fernando Torres vs the Goalposts

You seem to have missed out forgotten:

Bristol City v Bristol Rovers



It's a shame the gas gash (that's Rovers, by the way) are too shit to be in the same league as Bristol City, as the Bristol derbies used to be gert mint. Nothing like a bit of bitter rivalry to give the season some zest.

 

[Slyboogy]

It was for the joke, and I didn't list the derbys, there are a few missing

 

[teabagyokel]

Premier League rivalries:

1. Kenny Dalglish vs journalism
2. John Terry vs whoever is this week's Chelsea manager
3. Scholes & Giggs vs the sands of time
4. Stoke City vs Passing
5. Swansea City vs The Long Ball
6. Alex McLeish vs Relegation
7. Mario Ballotelli vs the voices in his head which tell him to do things
8. Liverpool vs non-obnoxious strikers
9. Carlos Tevez vs Authority
10. Steve Kean vs everyone else in Blackburn
11. Joey Barton vs everyone else
12. Tim Cahill vs corner flags
13. Everton vs the first half of the season
14. Yakubu vs Movement
15. Sir Alex Ferguson vs people who can't even make it interesting...

 

[McZiderRed]

That's OK. My reply was a joke as well. (If not that funny!)

Lots of people overlook the remarkable Bristol derby. I can't understand why it's not looked upon as the most excellent example of footballary known to mankind...

EDIT: (In reply to Slyboogy)

 

[mjo]

That miss from the Chelsea player.... and it wasn't Torres!

 

[FB]

Might I add Portsmouth & Southampton as one of the most (potentially) inflammatory derbies in any league. And it takes place today.

Play Up Pompey, Pompey Play Up!

 

[MCLS]

Apologies to mjo but, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (Yes it was just a draw)

 

[FB]

What can I say about the Mighty Pompey? A 2-2 draw away at Scumhampton was as good as a win especially as the equaliser came in the 94th minute. Well done boys, you can still avoid the drop.

 

[teabagyokel]

Premiership football clubs in one word - in alphabetical order by club...

Puritanical
Dull
Chickens
Coiled
Sacking
Spring
Homely
Obnoxious
Wasteful
Winning
Recovering
Surprising
Reduced
Holding
Rejected
Passing
Chaotic
Landing
Gripping
Lost

 

[mjo]

Apologies to mjo but, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (Yes it was just a draw)

We have a chronic problem of conceding goals (and points) in the last ten minutes. I am frankly amazed we are still in the play-offs. A few weeks ago, I thought that we could get 40 points out of 45 with our run-in (no disrespect to any of the teams we are playing in the run-in). Now, though;
Preston 1-1 MK (90)
MK 1-2 Brentford (12,26)
MK 1-2 Carlisle (83,90+2) (They had 3 shots)
Wycombe 1-1 MK (90+2)
MK 4-1 Leyton Orient
Chesterfield 1-1 MK (4)
MK 3-0 Exeter
MK 0-1 Yeovil (40) (They had 1 shot)
Jeff Stelling Hartlepool 1-1 MK (40)
2 wins in 9 games - 10 points out of 27. NOT promotion form.

 

[MCLS]

In all honesty mjo I was disappointed with MK today, you were nowhere near your best, apart from the goal (good move though) you didn't trouble our net whatsoever, it was only our wastefulness in the final third that let us down

 

[mjo]

We've been nowhere near our best for the past ten games, it seems we've been stuck on around 65 points for ever.

 

[Johnny Carwash]

Man City are doing a fine impression of what Newcastle did in the 95/96 season.

 

[mjo]

All we need is for Mancini to do a Keegan rant!

 

[Johnny Carwash]

All we need is for Mancini to do a Keegan rant!

I'd love it if he did that .

 

[Johnny Carwash]

Massive game in the championship tonight as the top two go head to head at St. Mary's.Who ever wins that game is bound to go up.

 

[mjo]

Finally! A straight forward, 3-0 win for the mighty MK!
Very sad about that Italian footballer who died though.
And in the Gran National , 2 horses were sadly put down.

 

[MCLS]

Done you a favour there mjo by beating (not quite so unbeaten anymore) Huddersfield 1-0!