Caption Competition Words of wisdom

[cider_and_toast]

We've not had a caption comp for a few weeks so to while away the last few days before Italy, here's one.

What's being said here?

 

[Westy]

Don't bother working on a victory dance.

 

[Road of Bones]

Lean forward a bit more Daniel, I've got a very special digit for my new bitch...

 

[Olivier]

Vettel (thinking): Ah! a fresh victim for my ever-growing army of the undead

 

[teabagyokel]

So I asked for an Australian team-mate who goes back about 5 places every time he qualifies on the first lap. I guess they'll talk him out of retirement because I can't think of anything else around that time.

 

[GeoffP]

Keep smiling dingo breath.... remember, no.1 team, no.2 driver beats no team no drive, so smile at the camera and tell them you'll be pushing me!

 

[FB]

I'm going to try what you use on your teeth on my hair.

 

[cider_and_toast]

You know how badly they wanted me? You see this nose? That's the same shape as the front end of next years car !!

 

[Mephistopheles]

That's some conk you've got on you, isn't it.....

Let the mind games begin...

 

[Mephistopheles]

Let me explain the meaning of multi 21 to you. I win you don't, got it...

 

[Mephistopheles]

Why are they booing?

 

[cider_and_toast]

are you sure this is the right time and place to conduct a prostate examination?

 

[Mephistopheles]

You can wipe that grin off your face for a start, I prefer my Australians much more morose...

 

[Greenlantern101]

SV - and when you win Christian lets you see his photo collection of himself ... naked ... draped over a race car.
DR - Strewth

 

[McZiderRed]

Ahead of travelling to Monza, at Maranello Fernando Alonso listened in to a secret Red Bull rendezvous...

Seb; “Listen carefully, Pussy Cat. You’re to use that lovely big nose of yours to…. @#?+&^%$£ … &*(/> …[Click].”

"Sorry Fernando, we’ve lost the mic at the end there. Must be some kind of interference coming from somewhere. It seemed to come from far away. Maybe interstellar..?"

 

[Just a nobody]