Caption Competition Rosberg & His Bird

[Greenlantern101]

 

[Greenlantern101]

Squawking flappy little git lets parrot perch on shoulder.

 

[Incubus]

Nico Rosberg uses the old Green Parrot Disease excuse to justify his absence from testing.

 

[teabagyokel]

Lewis had always wondered whose parrot it was that kept calling him a twat.

 

[Greenlantern101]

Avast ye landlubbers ye shall cower in me wake this comin' year for I be t' most feared o' all competitors.

 

[Hamberg]

Vivian gets a makeover

 

[gethinceri]

Parrot: "I've just shit all over him".
Nico: "I'm used to Lewis doing that".

 

[FB]

Idiot thinks parrot is a cute as an English Bulldog

 

[Titch]

You want me to fly where ? And do what???

 

[cider_and_toast]

Clearly this parrot is not dead and Nico has failed to understand the Monty Python sketch completely.

 

[The Pits]

No Nico, we said you would get a parrot, not parity.

 

[RasputinLives]

Nico finds teammate he can out perform over a season.

 

[cider_and_toast]

Contract negotiations grind to a complete halt as no one at Mercedes seems to know how much a 'piece of eight' is in Euro's

 

[Greenlantern101]

Rosberg teaches Merecedes mascot to say 'hash tag blessed' when ever Lewis stops talking.

 

[McZiderRed]

Nico snapped by The Sun, in risque action pic with 'is bird.

Oh,sorry. That should read; "Nico snapped in the sunshine, with his pet bird slightly off-balance almost falling off his shoulder..."

Easy mistake to make...

 

[Road of Bones]

Parrot: "I call him Nico Rosbird, and tell him he's a pretty boy all the time - he likes a peanut, but makes an awful noise eating it. His feathers get ruffled very easily too, so I make sure to put a cloth over his head whenever Lewis is coming..."

 

[FB]

Nico takes the "pirate" look too far with two eye patches.