Caption Competition Rosberg & His Bird
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Squawking flappy little git lets parrot perch on shoulder.
Lewis had always wondered whose parrot it was that kept calling him a twat.
Avast ye landlubbers ye shall cower in me wake this comin' year for I be t' most feared o' all competitors.
Parrot: "I've just shit all over him".
Nico: "I'm used to Lewis doing that".
Nico: "I'm used to Lewis doing that".
Clearly this parrot is not dead and Nico has failed to understand the Monty Python sketch completely.
Nico finds teammate he can out perform over a season.
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Nico snapped by The Sun, in risque action pic with 'is bird. 
Oh,sorry. That should read; "Nico snapped in the sunshine, with his pet bird slightly off-balance almost falling off his shoulder..."
Easy mistake to make... 
Oh,sorry. That should read; "Nico snapped in the sunshine, with his pet bird slightly off-balance almost falling off his shoulder..."
Easy mistake to make... 
Parrot: "I call him Nico Rosbird, and tell him he's a pretty boy all the time - he likes a peanut, but makes an awful noise eating it. His feathers get ruffled very easily too, so I make sure to put a cloth over his head whenever Lewis is coming..."
