OK, so you do some publicity stunt outside the Houses of Parliament.
Pretty pointless, a total waste of resources, but I'm with you thus far.
Then you lie about the time it took you to make you look good despite evidence to the contrary.
Seriously, come on. Why compete when you are the only competitor?
Soon you'll have the BBC doing this on race day:
Jonathan Legard: Red Bull have been claiming that black is white.
Martin Brundle: Well, I'm pretty convinced that black is not white
Jonathan Legard: David in the pits has a view on the matter
David Coulthard: I'm pretty sure that Red Bull are right and that black is white. What people don't understand is that on the lines of basic comprehension of the world, all the other cars are slower than Red Bull so what they say goes.
Eddie Jordan: I totally disagree with you. Black is not white, but it doesn't really matter because neither are as good as YELLOW!