Many of you will know that I am a bit grumpy about the state of modern F1. I was particular naffed off with Zhou Guanyu's rather feeble attempt to drive a car in the wet at the Dutch GP, and then Logan Sargeant's insane drive back to the pits in Singapore throwing bits of CF all over the track. So here are a few suggestions for the powers that be in F1 motor racing on some new penalties for the drivers and teams which the stewards can adjudicate on:
- Causing a virtual safety car period - 30 seconds time penalty
- Casing a full safety car period - 1 minute time penalty
- Causing a race to be red flagged - one race suspension
- Pretending to bring a car in for a tyre stop by sending the pit crew out - 10 second penalty
- Calling for another driver to be investigated for "pushing you off" which if not upheld - 5 second time penalty
- Calling for another driver to be investigated for "weaving" when being overtaken, which if not upheld - 5 second time penalty