Caption Competition Monaco Poll

[teabagyokel]

 

[Jen]

Look sweetheart, that is the right front wheel - got it

 

[Brogan]

Geri: "Where's the sat nav?"

 

[Galahad]

"Come over here Geri and meet Kinky Kylie. She's topping the charts...remember that?"

 

[McZiderRed]

The Red Bull mechanics don't even try to hide any of the car when they realise the standard of the F1 spy has gone down.
"Yeah, love, the bit everyone's interested in is the flange over there..."

 

[FB]

Mechanic feigns interest in publicity seeking, aging pop star as publicity seeking, aging pop star feigns interest in racing car.

 

[Brogan]

"And there is where we keep the fizzy drinks."

 

[FB]

Mechanic - and if you look over there everything is colour coordinated, unlike your outfit and purse...

 

[Slyboogy]

"That, is your naughty chair...now go pose on it!"

 

[Incubus]

"and these here, miss Halliwell are, are Pirelli tyres."

"Like the ones on the calendar you mean? How awesome, I didn't know Pirelli also made tyres!"

 

[The Enforcer]

"And that Geri is called the KERS pack. The problem is we're all a bit behind on our work as we keep getting these nobody's interupting us and as you're a valuable member of the team, would you mind giving it a good wash in that bucket of water over there".

"Stand Back lands......and Dave, for christ sake, put your rubber boots on".

 

[RasputinLives]

"Spice Girls Reunion largely ignored due to new facial hair"

 

[The Enforcer]

"Well Geri, if you really want to be a front jackman then I hear Kazuki Nakajima is looking for someone to practice with"

"Safety gear, no you won't need that, Kazuki is a professional Geri".

 

[RevMaxPower]

"Look! You're not concentrating! Over THERE...!"

"Sorry - I need to pee..."

 

[cider_and_toast]

"No love, there isn't enough space to "do it" on the back seat but if that end hit you then you really would be f..........."

 

[RevMaxPower]

"Down Boy!"

 

[RevMaxPower]

"Who's underwear is that?"

 

[Jos the Boss]

No kylie shes just a friend!

 

[Porceliamone]

Who Do You Think You Are, Geri? If you Say You'll Be There and you and this car are 2 Become One to Spice Up Your Life, I'm afraid it's Viva Forever from this team. Now just Stop please. It's all a bit Too Much. Goodbye.

 

[teabagyokel]

Oh dear, P, I can't believe you did that!