Caption Competition Horner and chums

[Mephistopheles]

Do your balls hang low?
Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they make a lusty clamor,
When you hit them with a hammer?
Can you do the double shuffle,
When your balls hang low?

Chorus:
Ting-A-Ling, God Damn, Find a Woman If You Can.
If You Can't Find a Woman, Find a Clean Old Man.
If You're Ever In Gibraltar, Take a Flying Fuck At Walter.
Can You Do The Double Shuffle When Your Balls Hang Low?

And so on....

 

[Galahad]

Brundle is concerned that his crack habit is starting to interfere with his work

 

[teabagyokel]

Kamui's skill with a samurai sword had too much honour to even consider retribution for this picture.

 

[Fenderman]

In an alternative reality Christian Horner finds himself in the embarrassingly stupid outfit.

In this reality Christian Horner finds himself the meat in an embarrassingly stupid sandwich.

 

[Mephistopheles]

Fucking teletubbies....

 

[Fenderman]

 

[Titch]

Horner.... " I've changed my mind, I don't want my golf balls back, thanks Johnny"

 

[cider_and_toast]

JH - "Well this just proves I had to have balls to drive a Lotus"
TK - "Yeah and this proves I was a lemon to leave the BBC"
CH - "Yeah, well I'm a ****"

 

[Just a nobody]

I have heard of a guy carrying a rabbit's foot for good luck, but this is the first time that I have seen one with a camel toe.


Lemonade will never be the same...