Alonso's theme tune should be 'Mind Games' by John Lennon. He hardly evers gets in a spin on the track because he's saving it all for the PR officer.
OK, then...
With individual theme tunes a part of such a huge psuedo-sport as WWE as well as anything Eddie Hearn has ever touched, it is only a matter of time before Bernie Ecclestone takes this idea to be not-stupid, when in fact it is stupid.
So if every driver had a theme tune - what would it be?