As is traditional, the judging panel have met for the 2012 F1 Awards and have brought out these gongs:
MasterCard Lola Australian 107% Award: HRT
MP4-17 Award for Unpromising Car Title Challenge: Fernando Alonso
The De Cesaris Trophy: Pastor Maldonado
The Lap One De Cesaris Cup: Romain Grosjean
The Making RasputinLives look like an Idiot Award: Romain Grosjean
Bruce Banner Award for Reputational Damage by Hulk: Paul di Resta
Award for Midfield Anonymity: Paul di Resta
Throwing A Black Cat through a Mirror situated under a Ladder Award for Bad Luck: Lewis Hamilton
Bedtime Award for Randomly Stopping as soon as it goes dark: Lewis Hamilton for Singapore and Abu Dhabi
Giving in in an Argument so you can stop talking to the odious man in front of you award: The Stewards at the German GP for allowing the illegal Red Bull to race.
Sod this, I've Got a New Contract Award: Sergio Perez
The Award for Only Being Big in Asia: Sebastian Vettel
The Brown Trousers of the Year: Fernando Alonso, Spa-Francorchamps
The Who Gives A Shit About Lead Changes Award: The director of the Brazilian GP
The Rob Smedley Award for Radio Brilliance: Kimi Raikkonen
The Carlos Pace Award for Attempting to Use the Old Circuit: Kimi Raikkonen
The Pierluigi Martini Shield for Not Getting A Podium: Nico Hulkenburg
The Award for Somehow Finishing Behind A Much Slower Team-mate in the Championship: Shared between Daniel Ricciardo and Pedro de la Rosa
Strangest Sponsorship Deal: Chelsea and Sauber
Medal of Proving Inferiority: Caterham, for responding to the above by putting the QPR badge on their cars
Jake Humphrey Award for F1 and Football Synergy: Sauber and Caterham, for changing Team Principal.
Michael Schumacher Award for Avoiding Punishment by Stewards: Mark Webber in Abu Dhabi
Eddie Irvine Platinum Award for Extraordinary Achievements in Ferrari No. 2ism: Felipe Massa
Emerson Fittipaldi Award for Most Questionable Career Move: Lewis Hamilton
Award for Making Everyone Forget You Won A Bloody Race: Mercedes
The Peter Gethin All-or-Nothing Award: Pastor Maldonado
Worst Celebration Award: Williams, for burning down their garage
Wilson Fittipaldi/Nelsinho Piquet Award for Having A Famous Brazilian World Champion as a Relative: Bruno Senna
Michael Andretti Award for Not Living Up to Famous Relative: Bruno Senna
Sakon Yamamoto Award for Paying to Pootle Around At the Back: Narain Karthikeyan
The Award for Catching the Eye on Good Days: Sergio Perez
Monte Carlo Shield for Dullest Excuse for a Race: Monaco
Larry Hagman Memorial Award: Pirelli
Sam Michael Award for Organisational Chaos: McLaren
Jacques Villeneuve Award for Easy Inter-Team Passing: Michael Schumacher in Brazil
Telmex Chequebook for Best Pay Driver: Sergio Perez
Tony Fernandes Award for Not Finding That Second: Caterham
MasterCard Lola Australian 107% Award: HRT
MP4-17 Award for Unpromising Car Title Challenge: Fernando Alonso
The De Cesaris Trophy: Pastor Maldonado
The Lap One De Cesaris Cup: Romain Grosjean
The Making RasputinLives look like an Idiot Award: Romain Grosjean
Bruce Banner Award for Reputational Damage by Hulk: Paul di Resta
Award for Midfield Anonymity: Paul di Resta
Throwing A Black Cat through a Mirror situated under a Ladder Award for Bad Luck: Lewis Hamilton
Bedtime Award for Randomly Stopping as soon as it goes dark: Lewis Hamilton for Singapore and Abu Dhabi
Giving in in an Argument so you can stop talking to the odious man in front of you award: The Stewards at the German GP for allowing the illegal Red Bull to race.
Sod this, I've Got a New Contract Award: Sergio Perez
The Award for Only Being Big in Asia: Sebastian Vettel
The Brown Trousers of the Year: Fernando Alonso, Spa-Francorchamps
The Who Gives A Shit About Lead Changes Award: The director of the Brazilian GP
The Rob Smedley Award for Radio Brilliance: Kimi Raikkonen
The Carlos Pace Award for Attempting to Use the Old Circuit: Kimi Raikkonen
The Pierluigi Martini Shield for Not Getting A Podium: Nico Hulkenburg
The Award for Somehow Finishing Behind A Much Slower Team-mate in the Championship: Shared between Daniel Ricciardo and Pedro de la Rosa
Strangest Sponsorship Deal: Chelsea and Sauber
Medal of Proving Inferiority: Caterham, for responding to the above by putting the QPR badge on their cars
Jake Humphrey Award for F1 and Football Synergy: Sauber and Caterham, for changing Team Principal.
Michael Schumacher Award for Avoiding Punishment by Stewards: Mark Webber in Abu Dhabi
Eddie Irvine Platinum Award for Extraordinary Achievements in Ferrari No. 2ism: Felipe Massa
Emerson Fittipaldi Award for Most Questionable Career Move: Lewis Hamilton
Award for Making Everyone Forget You Won A Bloody Race: Mercedes
The Peter Gethin All-or-Nothing Award: Pastor Maldonado
Worst Celebration Award: Williams, for burning down their garage
Wilson Fittipaldi/Nelsinho Piquet Award for Having A Famous Brazilian World Champion as a Relative: Bruno Senna
Michael Andretti Award for Not Living Up to Famous Relative: Bruno Senna
Sakon Yamamoto Award for Paying to Pootle Around At the Back: Narain Karthikeyan
The Award for Catching the Eye on Good Days: Sergio Perez
Monte Carlo Shield for Dullest Excuse for a Race: Monaco
Larry Hagman Memorial Award: Pirelli
Sam Michael Award for Organisational Chaos: McLaren
Jacques Villeneuve Award for Easy Inter-Team Passing: Michael Schumacher in Brazil
Telmex Chequebook for Best Pay Driver: Sergio Perez
Tony Fernandes Award for Not Finding That Second: Caterham
