Gaming F1 2011

[Westy]

Hahaha.

 

[Jos the Boss]

No rescheduling allowed!

 

[Viscount]

No rescheduling allowed!

Alright Bernie!

 

[Slyboogy]

Alright Bernie!

Bernie? More like Eddie Jordan.

 

[Bushi]

Alright gents, i'm back!!!
Where are we in the championship?

 

[chreden]

Monaco!

 

[Bushi]

Damn!!!

 

[Jos the Boss]

I'm going to park it at Rascasse on your flying lap Bushi! I'm looking for my first race win! But I never go well at this track...

 

[chreden]

I'm great at Monaco apart from the bit with the barriers.

 

[Jos the Boss]

My race plan is pray that it's wet and nurse it round while all of you hopefully bin it! Monaco 96 style!
If dry though, I plan of starting last (P4/5/6) and getting another lightning quick start and leading into Ste. Devote, then I shall defend for all my lifes worth, hopefully pit the same time as all of you guys and then just keep you behind, Senna 92 style!
What's going to happen is that it will be dry and I'll make a decent start gaining 3 places but my tyres shall wear and you guys shall pass me when I hit the barrier at 'la piscine' et 'la rascasse' et 'Anthony Nodges' Ou Ste. Devote, Casino Square, Beau rivage, massanet, farimont hairpin, 1st portier, 2nd portier, tunnel, nouvelle chicane, tabac and 'la piscine' again. I shall then finish last or battle with Chreden and eventually lose that battle finishing last!

 

[gethinceri]

Pray that it's wet? Don't you do the forecasting for this championship too? Now you've just proved that you make it up as you go along. Charlatan.

 

[Jos the Boss]

Pray that it's wet? Don't you do the forecasting for this championship too? Now you've just proved that you make it up as you go along. Charlatan.

I do real life based accurate weather readings, f1 2011 is random so it's Mclaren rain dance time!

 

[gethinceri]

 

[Slyboogy]

We be racing today?

 

[Jos the Boss]

Half an hour until chaos! I don't do qually laps for time at the best of times, I certinaly won't be now! Hopefully you will all fall for this bluff and join me and I shall be on pole!

 

[Slyboogy]

Eh...stop being a muppet.

You are as bad as those that don't go out in Q3!

People pay to watch us on track

 

[Jos the Boss]

We be racing today?

Yes we are, at 2 but that never really happens as we all join slightly later! We eventually start racing soon but to answer your question yes we are! Will you be joining us?

 

[Slyboogy]

Aye.

What's the race distance?

 

[Jos the Boss]

20%, and don't beat me too badly! Beware at Rascasse, I shall park it!

 

[Bushi]

No need to block me at Rascasse Jos, i'm not particularly good at this track.
If you can block viscount on the other hand, that would be nice.

Oh guys, please don't say anything about quali today. I'm gonna watch it tonight.