Caption Competition Caption Competition 22.03.12

[Jos the Boss]

Here's schumi giving Sam Bird a trip down the paddock, also, that is the new Mercedes bike, apparently it has some nice KERS!
Caption this!

 

[teabagyokel]

NH: If I shave, no-one will recognise me!

 

[GeoffP]

Schumi leaves Pets at Home with his new purchase

 

[Brogan]

Mercedes give Schumacher the Bird.

 

[canis]

Schumi : I know we are trying to cut costs, but I am fairly sure this thing won't pass the FIA crash tests....

 

[Boyle]

The HRT car under the blanket had been found to merely be several cardboard boxes, sources say

 

[Galahad]

"Don't tell Corinna I've got a Bird on the back of my bike"

 

[tooncheese]

Schumacher collects his purchase after Dr Merrick insists that the new Nico Rosberg will show no signs of independent thinking .

 

[OnTheLimit]

Mercedes plot to raid Mclaren's garage foiled

 

[racecub]

"I met him at the candy store
He turned around and smiled at me
You get the picture? (Yes we see)"

 

[FB]

Aging ex-Formula One World Champion rides motor scooter with passenger.

 

[the_roadie]

"These flappy paddles seem to stop the car instead of changing gear"

 

[Galahad]

Bird: "I don't care what Ross says, if you blow hot exhaust gas over my diffuser I'm getting off!"

 

[gethinceri]

Bird: "think manly thoughts, think manly thoughts.........."

 

[GeoffP]

Schui - got me Bird, got me bike, got me breath mints... Party time!

 

[Jos the Boss]

A well-a bird bird bird b-b-b-bird is the word a well-a don't you know about the bird? Well Schumi's gonna tell you about the bird!