Caption Competition Alonman is here

[Incubus]

 

[Titch]

"Just waiting for the jet pack to be fitted, and we will trial it against the car. It should be ready for the next race"

 

[Greenlantern101]

I need to pee.

 

[F1Yorkshire]

Alonso models the new Maldonado Proof racesuits.

 

[teabagyokel]

Andrea Stella: So, Fernando, the car is overweight.

 

[cider_and_toast]

And after many design changes, the nose still looks awful

 

[Jen]

Okey dokey, will be there in a tick!

 

[McZiderRed]

"Bedeep, bedeep, bedeep, bedeep, bedeep. Hey where's Buck? This is the 25th century, isn't it?"

 

[cider_and_toast]

Finally, Fernando felt ready to take Kimi on in a drinking game.

 

[Brogan]

Forum member fails to come up with witty headline.

 

[Incubus]

Cheeky...

 

[Mephistopheles]

I couldn't think of anything for this so I tweaked an actual Iron man quote.

A laptop, a digital watch, a cell phone, the pneumatic actuator from your bazooka over there, a map of the track, a big spring, and a tuna fish sandwich, should win us the race.

 

[Greenlantern101]

Ok.... tell me again what 'nuts' the wheel guns are going to tighten.

 

[Fenderman]

Breaking News

'Nando follows up stunning performance in Hungary with suitable attire for showdown with Ferrari engineers

"Hungary means that I am now talkin' to the team from a position of strength," said 'Nando, "however, I thin' iss bes' for me to suit up in case engineer, how you say, throw their tools out of their pram."

Bueno trabajo, 'Nando.

 

[no-FIAt-please]

Ferrari come to a Stark realism on how to win in 2015.

 

[Incubus]

"YO SOY LA LEY!"


(I think that's correct. Well was thinking more of a spanish Judge Dread)