I have sent my application:
Dear Mr. Wolf(f),
I read your job ad on Twitter.
I am currently completing a degree course but I can assure you that I can make time to travel with your rabble, win the Championship for you and team the WCC and for myself the WDC and take care of your baby Lewis.
First off, I want to state that I am better than Sebastian Vettel, the four times World Champion, you may have heard of him. He was once beaten by Paul di Resta in F3. My track record proves that I have once beaten Paul di Resta in a karting event on the
31/08/2003. A mile-stone in my career, as he is now considered to be one the most entertaining and knowledgeable pundits of F1.
This fact provides sufficient evidence of my outstanding talent.
Furthermore, I have plenty of expierence racing cars in F1 2004 and I expect next seasons cars to be just as demanding. This also means I have an understanding of car setups and can its identify weaknesses and strengths.
Since 2005 have I learned several languages and am fluent in German and Spanish. I can also communicate in Italian, Finnish and Dutch.
Thank you for taking the time. I am looking forward to working with you.
Yours sincerely
Rutherford