2012 European Grand Prix nonsense discussion

[mjo]

Highlights of last year's race:

 

[Josh]

The video doesn't work! Or is that on purpose?

 

[Brogan]

I've fixed the video, although it was more appropriate as it was originally

 

[mjo]

Cheers. Note to self. Never post videos on the website using an iPod, because I will do something wrong!

 

[Mephistopheles]

Personally I thought the highlights video was too long, although it did manage to capture all the action so that's good..

 

[Mephistopheles]

Has the race finished yet?

 

[Mephistopheles]

Here you go lads and lasses I've found an exciting Valencia race I particularly liked the overtake approaching the bridge on the second lap and the fact that they didn't bother with the "no weaving all over the place rule"

 

[soccerman17]

Youve given me an idea. How to make Valencia more exciting: ban rules for one grand prix.

 

[Mephistopheles]

Sort of like playing your joker?

 

[Mephistopheles]

I've seen odds of 1000 - 1 for Bruno Senna to win the championship I'd want longer odds than that to persuade me to part with a farthing....

I got odds of 3s on Alonso so that's 3 undred for me at the end of the season then...

 

[Mephistopheles]

Nope.

Edit

Actually I may be wrong there I think one year Lee McKenzie had a nip slip but it was never televised and nobody got a picture of it....

 

[sushifiesta]

Mephistopheles I suspect the forum has been hacked and your message has been sabotaged by the race organisers to raise the profile of the event! Sounds remarkably like:​

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There were many overtakes but they were never televised and no one got a picture of them.​

or...​

The seats were all full at 14:06 on Sunday but they were never televised and no one got a picture of them.​

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Evidence or it didn't happen!​

 

[Mephistopheles]

 

[Mephistopheles]

I've just made absolutely sure that Lewis doesn't score any points at Valencia,, I've put him as the main driver in my FF1 team...

 

[Chad Stewarthill]

Too late, Mephistopheles, I've already predicted that he won't win, like I predicted that he wouldn't win the Canadian Grand Prix.

 

[Mephistopheles]

You don't know how crap my team is doing...

 

[Speshal]

Here you go lads and lasses I've found an exciting Valencia race....<snip>

I am so sad that on watching that video I asked myself why is he short shifting

Woo Valencia, I bought a tin of Dulux just for this occasion (pantone 18 E 50 - Ribbon Blue if you were wondering) I may paint the hall then watch it dry.

 

[Chad Stewarthill]

Ooh yes, I see what you mean; you're doing even worse than me.
Have a nice cup of tea, that'll make everything better...

 

[Jos the Boss]

It's gonna rain! Ok it isn't! But if it did... I may just spend the race making hypotheticals about what would have happened if it did rain!

 

[sushifiesta]

Maybe giving the drivers some banana skins, tortoise shells and magic mushrooms would help? Must be worth a try .