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[cider_and_toast]

Here's an oldie but a goldie that we haven't played for a while. As usual its the same old rules. Take this quote from Mclaren team boss Ron Dennis and fill in the blanks in your own silly way.....

"Having two British is nice but it is not . We always have the two available drivers. is not that critical to us."

and as before, each has removed one word so try to replace it with as few as possible when you do yours.

 

[cider_and_toast]

Ok then, I'll get the ball rolling:

"Having two British made tools is nice but it is not cheap. We always have the two screwiest available drivers. Flat or Posidrive is not that critical to us."

 

[ExtremeNinja]

"Having two British golf courses is nice but it is not sunny. We always have the two most weatherproof available drivers. Weather is not that critical to us."

 

[Mephistopheles]

Does it have to be funny or can we try and guess what is actually being said?

 

[gethinceri]

Bloody hell Mephistopheles, you know there's no humour allowed in this forum.

 

[Mephistopheles]

Silly me

 

[soccerman17]

"Having two British wives is nice but it is not legal. We always have the two sexiest available drivers. Modesty is not that crictical to us."

 

[cider_and_toast]

Meph, you can do what you like mate. It's all good.

 

[teabagyokel]

"Having two British lifeguards is nice but it is not Baywatch. We always have the two Hoffiest available drivers. F1 is not that critical to us."

 

[Mephistopheles]

"Having two British slightly bearded drives is nice but it is not selling razor blades. We always have the two best bearded available drivers, Nick Heidfeld is not that critical to us."

I'm pretty sure I remember him saying that...