Is Jos a weatherman?
Did you notice the song opens with "Ayrton Senna's got the voice of a tenor?".
I'm not sure that's true.
Did you notice the song opens with "Ayrton Senna's got the voice of a tenor?".
I'm not sure that's true.
Predict how many times...
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Jos the Boss
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EvilWhippet
Podium Finisher
Joss worships the moon and controls the tides...and still manages to get 'em all wrong.
Jos the Boss
Champion Elect
The two things wrong are your predictions and your spelling of 'Jos!'
EvilWhippet
Podium Finisher
ActuallyI think you'll find it's you who's spelling Joss rong.
Jos the Boss
Champion Elect
Nope I'm right!
But only about that.
Jos the Boss
Champion Elect
My own supporters doubt me!
I am acting purely as agent provocateur. It's working!
Jos the Boss
Champion Elect
I can't let this get to me!
Somebody spelt wrong rong 
EvilWhippet
Podium Finisher
Nope. Still rong. I know a Joss. It told me itself.
Ah you mean JOSS....Johnnanic Open Shop System programming language developed by John Clifford Shaw
Here is an example//
1.1 Demand p,q.
1.2 Stop if q<0 or r(q,2)=0.
1.3 Set a=1.
1.4 Do part 2 while q>1 and a~=0.
1.5 Type a in form 3.
1.6 Stop.
2.1 Do part 20.
2.1 Do part 11 if p<0.
2.2 Do part 12 if p>=q.
2.3 Do part 13 if p=0.
2.4 Done if a=0.
2.5 Set p=p/4 while r(p,4)=0.
2.6 Do part 14 if r(p,2)=0.
2.7 Do part 20.
2.8 Set a=-a if r(p,4)=r(q,4)=3.
2.9 Set s=p, p=q, q=s.
2.95 Do part 20.
11.1 Set a=-a if r(q,4)=3.
11.2 Set p=|p|.
11.3 Do part 20.
12.1 Set p=r(p,q).
12.2 Do part 20.
13.1 Set a=0, p=1, q=1.
14.1 Set a=-a if r(q,8)=3 or r(q,8)=5.
14.2 Set p=p/2.
20.1 Type p, q in form 1 if a=1.
20.2 Type p, q in form 2 if a=-1.
Form 1: " L(%.0f,%.0f) ="
Form 2: " -L(%.0f,%.0f) ="
Form 3: " %.0f\n"
This is a modulating demodulating process you would know it as a MODEM.
But it cannot predict the weather unlike our man Jos...
Here is an example//
1.1 Demand p,q.
1.2 Stop if q<0 or r(q,2)=0.
1.3 Set a=1.
1.4 Do part 2 while q>1 and a~=0.
1.5 Type a in form 3.
1.6 Stop.
2.1 Do part 20.
2.1 Do part 11 if p<0.
2.2 Do part 12 if p>=q.
2.3 Do part 13 if p=0.
2.4 Done if a=0.
2.5 Set p=p/4 while r(p,4)=0.
2.6 Do part 14 if r(p,2)=0.
2.7 Do part 20.
2.8 Set a=-a if r(p,4)=r(q,4)=3.
2.9 Set s=p, p=q, q=s.
2.95 Do part 20.
11.1 Set a=-a if r(q,4)=3.
11.2 Set p=|p|.
11.3 Do part 20.
12.1 Set p=r(p,q).
12.2 Do part 20.
13.1 Set a=0, p=1, q=1.
14.1 Set a=-a if r(q,8)=3 or r(q,8)=5.
14.2 Set p=p/2.
20.1 Type p, q in form 1 if a=1.
20.2 Type p, q in form 2 if a=-1.
Form 1: " L(%.0f,%.0f) ="
Form 2: " -L(%.0f,%.0f) ="
Form 3: " %.0f\n"
This is a modulating demodulating process you would know it as a MODEM.
But it cannot predict the weather unlike our man Jos...
EvilWhippet
Podium Finisher
That's exactly what I meant.
landogeorgelewis1
Champion Elect
Wonder if Jos the Boss will get his weather prediction correct this weekend?
Jos the Boss
Champion Elect
I think my record may be saying 4-1 this week!
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