Caption Competition Oh no! Not another Hamilton-Alonso caption thread!!!

[Incubus]

Aaah, but this one's the hip-hop version:

 

[Brogan]

Two idiots strike a stupid pose in ridiculous oversized sunglasses.

Sorry FB

 

[canis]

LH "You mess up my chances for a second WDC and I will use scissors as blunt as this to cut it off...... Now smile for the nice camera....."

 

[Galahad]

Fernando declines the offer for a game of Silverstone, Paper, Scissors.

 

[cider_and_toast]

Look, see, we're friends again, honest.

 

[gethinceri]

Yep, Seb's got the finger, but I got two, fo shizzle Homes.

 

[Mephistopheles]

So show me again Lewis what number driver will you be if I let you join Ferrari....