Caption Competition Merc Boys

[Greenlantern101]

 

[Greenlantern101]

Bottas gives best evidence yet that his nuts really are in a vice.

 

[F1Brits_90]

got a nice surprise for you 2, Nico Rosberg come to visit us in motorhome, who wants to come with me meet him 1st

 

[F1Brits_90]

Toto - what do think then, 2 stopper 1 of you 2 jump vettel at the start, start on options then finish with 2 stints on primes

Bottas - I don't know id prefer the 2 stints on options

Lewis - "I ain't saying she a gold digger, But she ain't messing wit no broke Get down girl, go 'head get ....." oh crap was toto just saying something, ill just nod look interested & pretend I heard him

 

[vintly]

"This way, children."

 

[cider_and_toast]

As Hamilton takes a wider line as they turn into the team garage Toto has to remind Bottas that he's not allowed to overtake

 

[The Pits]

 

[teabagyokel]

"Call your dog off, Lewis."

 

[Titch]

Toto: Eat your sour lemon Bottas, and Hamilton will say nice things about you in the press.

 

[cider_and_toast]

Toto: "Lewis, you did tell Valtteri this was a white shirt event"

Hamilton: "of course I did boss but he said you could stick your white shirt up your......"

 

[Road of Bones]

Valtteri starts to regret selecting the Singapore Prawn curry for lunch...

 

[cider_and_toast]

Toto: "Here comes Susie and guys, I beg you, please don't ask her complicated questions about motor cars again"

 

[F1Brits_90]

for the last time lewis, I am not rainer wolfcastle from the simpsons